Most comedians want to be the architect of their own embarrassment. They have horrible self-esteem issues. I would rather push myself into… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
There's a joy in having the molecule of an idea, then testing it in front of audiences at secret shows that people… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Very good training to just be a person is growing up in Canada. People say a lot of things about Canada, like… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
I think that Scottish people, like Canadians, are often misunderstood and what I like about my Scottish friends and relatives is how… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish. — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Everywhere I go, people come up to me on the street and ask me if there’s going to be another one! — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
I love making stuff. There's a joy in having the first molecule of an idea, then testing it in front of audiences… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
My father was a very funny man, and one of my strongest recollections is hearing him laugh. He didn't like people who… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
And I loved the whole idea behind the story, which is that you're beautiful, so don't let other people tell you that… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
I think that there are a lot of great studio people but the fewer voices in my head when I'm getting out… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Europe to me is young people trying to appear middle-aged and middle-aged people trying to appear young. — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Most comedians want to be the architect of their own embarrassment. They have horrible self-esteem issues. I would rather push myself into the mud.… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
There's a joy in having the molecule of an idea, then testing it in front of audiences at secret shows that people only know… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
I feel entirely grateful and appreciative of being able to make something up and do it, and I'm very grateful how well it's gone.… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Very good training to just be a person is growing up in Canada. People say a lot of things about Canada, like that it's… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it. — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Here's the plan: we get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for… one million dollars! — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Everything I do is autobiographical in some way. 'Wayne's World' was me growing up in the suburbs of Toronto and listening to heavy metal,… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
I think that Scottish people, like Canadians, are often misunderstood and what I like about my Scottish friends and relatives is how quickly it… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want to hear… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
