I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working. — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Justin Timberlake is the single most talented human being I've ever met in my life, and it sickens me. He is, like,… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
I've wanted to be an actor since I was eight years old and I did TV commercials when I was a kid.… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored. — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
I've been involved with Shrek for eleven years, so you'd better like Shrek if you're going to be involved with it for… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Most comedians want to be the architect of their own embarrassment. They have horrible self-esteem issues. I would rather push myself into the mud.… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
There's a joy in having the molecule of an idea, then testing it in front of audiences at secret shows that people only know… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
I feel entirely grateful and appreciative of being able to make something up and do it, and I'm very grateful how well it's gone.… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Very good training to just be a person is growing up in Canada. People say a lot of things about Canada, like that it's… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it. — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Here's the plan: we get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for… one million dollars! — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Everything I do is autobiographical in some way. 'Wayne's World' was me growing up in the suburbs of Toronto and listening to heavy metal,… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
I think that Scottish people, like Canadians, are often misunderstood and what I like about my Scottish friends and relatives is how quickly it… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want to hear… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
