Humor Quotes by Mike Myers

Enlightenment is lightening up.

— Mike Myers

I'm bigger than you! I'm higher on the food chain - get in my belly!

— Mike Myers

My dad sold encyclopedias and my mom worked in a factory office.

— Mike Myers

Most comedians want to be the architect of their own embarrassment. They have horrible self-esteem issues. I would rather push myself into the mud.…

— Mike Myers

There's a joy in having the molecule of an idea, then testing it in front of audiences at secret shows that people only know…

— Mike Myers

I feel entirely grateful and appreciative of being able to make something up and do it, and I'm very grateful how well it's gone.…

— Mike Myers

Very good training to just be a person is growing up in Canada. People say a lot of things about Canada, like that it's…

— Mike Myers

Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it.

— Mike Myers

Here's the plan: we get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for… one million dollars!

— Mike Myers

Everything I do is autobiographical in some way. 'Wayne's World' was me growing up in the suburbs of Toronto and listening to heavy metal,…

— Mike Myers

I think that Scottish people, like Canadians, are often misunderstood and what I like about my Scottish friends and relatives is how quickly it…

— Mike Myers

People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want to hear…

— Mike Myers

Dad was in the British Army and my mom was in the Royal Air Force, so both of my parents believed in discipline.

— Mike Myers

I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working.

— Mike Myers

Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish.

— Mike Myers