Comics Quote by Dave Attell Download Open image “I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.” — Dave Attell ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comics Joke Jokes Like Other Tell Who Works Writing
I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I really like comedy. There's always a choice, when you're writing: you can either go for the joke or you can go for the… — David Chase Copy Share Image
I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly. — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humour rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots… — Steven Moffat Copy Share Image
My favorite comics are the ones who say funny stuff but also give you the message. They give you the laughter, but there's also… — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
Plus, I love comic writing. Nothing satisfies me more than finding a funny way to phrase something. — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
If you take off your pants and her first reaction is, "Awwww, look at it...like a little baby Jesus." Time to buy a Porsche. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
You see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. "Land mine '69." You see a guy with one arm, he's got a… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I gotta quit smoking, doctor's orders, and the drinking, court orders. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had? — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I masturbate! I do it like I think if I keep doing it, I'm gonna win something. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Men are having sex with animals and we wonder why the animals attack us. And I'll tell you why: it's cuz of that one… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Why do they collect garbarge at 5am? Why? It's garbage. It's not going to go bad again. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
This one guy, the worst guy in the music. The Yanni man. You know Yanni? First of all, anyone who looks like a magician… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Pre-mature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
It's a horrible economy but I'm trying to do my part. I just bought a new shower curtain it has all the presidents on… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
Well, the coffeehouse audiences never know what they're going to get, and all the comics are different, as opposed to when you go to… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I enjoy the fact that we have these mobile comics now, which are sort of a cross between a comic book and an animated… — Stan Lee Copy Share Image
The main way I start to allocate color is that it comes from the comics. That's where it all starts from. — Alexandra Byrne Copy Share Image
I've been reading Ed Brubaker comics since the first appearance of Ed Brubaker comics and every single time he announces a new title I… — Brian Michael Bendis Copy Share Image
The development of the comedy club industry destroyed the uniqueness and intimacy of the profession but it also created jobs for comics and bred… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Art uses many different styles, but his voice is very consistent. He's always concise and clever and funny. That's true of somebody like Chris… — Francoise Mouly Copy Share Image
I think there's a lot of wonderful comics that leave you hanging in a state of apprehension or anxiety before alleviating that tension with… — Carrie Brownstein Copy Share Image
When I was auditioning for 'Gotham,' I got a handful of comics from different decades, so I had a perspective - it's been around… — Cory Michael Smith Copy Share Image
In their heyday, comics were a dominant force in popular culture, but that's over. — Garry Trudeau Copy Share Image
I don't buy comics anymore, for the most part. I eat my lunch off of them. — Jim Lee Copy Share Image