Joke Quotes

...the Gods too love a joke.

— Plato

I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes.

— Dave Attell

I JOKE NO STRESS

— Bismark Frimpong

I'm not a joke writer.

— Esther Povitsky

The heat in Arizona is no joke.

— Kelvin Gastelum

Patriotism is a joke in the UK.

— Matt Tong

Housekeeping ain't no joke.

— Louisa May Alcott

A man was having an affair

— Gyanendra

Thats a joke, I say thats a joke son.

— Foghorn Leghorn

The next best thing to a very good joke is a very bad one.

— Julius Charles Hare

“UFO is a joke when there ain't mystery in the sky.”

— Toba Beta

A German joke is no laughing matter.

— Mark Twain

We are all only Gods joke here having the same punch line.

— Vikrant Parsai

I never talk about my work as a joke.

— Maurizio Cattelan

Justin biebar is a boy(ITS JUST A JOKE)!!

— Shakib

I start with the joke line and write backward.

— Nipsey Russell

I crack jokes all the time. Even when I have a fight, I will make a joke, and people will laugh.

— Nargis Fakhri

We need to get rid of the Federal Elections Commission. It's a joke. It doesn't enforce the law.

— Russ Feingold

JOKE is invented to make you laugh. But sometimes it can be a good reason to make you fall in love. ¥

— Angelita Lim

We feel that what's too far is when you make a joke and somebody gets hurt.

— Bobby Farrelly

We can't laugh again again on the same joke,then Y do we cry again again for the same problem pain

— Babloo

Jokes? There are no jokes. The truth is the funniest joke of all.

— Muhammad Ali

There is a standard joke in the family. Probably we should go into selling second-hand shoes.

— Ferdinand Marcos

You can dissect a joke just as you can a frog. But it tends to die on you.

— E. B. White

If you do a joke that's really old, then what happens is people on Reddit and Twitter just go, 'Real original, you're…

— Chris Hardwick

“Most people do not mind having a house that is smaller and/or a car that is cheaper than their neighbours’, as long…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I think there is much more storytelling in stand-up now. Less emphasis on the joke. Jokes are still important, but it feels…

— Doug Benson

One evening, Mike Myers and Steven Spielberg were discussing 'Goldmember,' and I just happened to joke, 'If you need a Japanese character,…

— Nobu Matsuhisa

I wasn't a big Sam Darnold fan after they beat us in the Rose Bowl game my sophomore year, but that's just…

— Saquon Barkley

Most people, when they hear the disease name, it's all they know about it. It sounds so mild. When I first was…

— Laura Hillenbrand

I do sometimes joke that I'm Tarzan and Ben's Jane when it comes to dealing with spiders or if there's dead things…

— Sara Cox

“Please ejaculate", I silently urged the man, "so I can go to sleep". (In this way I imagine I was like millions…

— Jon Ronson

When I'm concentrating, I can be fixed in place for hours. In fact, there was a joke in my office that everybody…

— Sonia Sotomayor

Brian Posehn went up at 4:45 in the morning. And he gets lost at a certain point. I don't know if we…

— B. J. Porter

“I will kill you. I don’t want to, but I will,” he said, cocking the hammer. “Do you really want to kill…

— Andrew Kaplan

Here's the thing, with comedy - and I learned this from Will Ferrell - you can't be ashamed. If you're doing comedy,…

— John C. Reilly

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— AB

I think a lot of my songs are very silly and very stupid, written to entertain people, but in the end, I…

— Jens Lekman

Difficulty empathising translates into a whole set of hurdles. You might be last person to get the point of a joke, which…

— Simon Baron-Cohen

“Meanwhile, Milo had been in the Senate on that day until it was dismissed and then came home. He changed out of…

— Cicero