Candidates should be extremely cautious in displaying a sense of humor. If he or she tells a joke with a point, there… — Jack Germond Copy Share Image
I've noticed, as a comedy fan, that I really like Paul Thomas Anderson or Quentin Tarantino because when they're funny, they're actually… — Paul Rust Copy Share Image
Chris Nolan went through Slamdance a year and a half after us, and he went on to direct 'The Dark Knight.' So… — Joe Russo Copy Share Image
I remember my mom wearing CoverGirl. And, no joke, the first lipstick I got was CoverGirl. It was this pearly pink shimmer… — Ayesha Curry Copy Share Image
Anything that I'm passionate about and surprises me usually ends up turning into a joke simply because I have questions about it… — Katherine Ryan Copy Share Image
My friends would always joke that I'm 'the grandmother' and 'the homebody' because I can't stay up past nine o'clock, but a… — Molly Qerim Copy Share Image
“..., and sometimes there's just no point in arguing with him. "Yeah, okay 'me, Jeff, and Evan, sitting in a tree...'" Chris… — Kate Sherwood Copy Share Image
“As many as thirty or as few as ten years later, lying exhausted and still, eyes open in the dark long after… — Mary Doria Russell Copy Share Image
We like to joke that India has sick companies but rich promoters. Yet, even after the bad loans and non-payment of dues… — Sucheta Dalal Copy Share Image
I'm a happy guy. I like to joke around. I'm irreverent. I love my family; I love my son. I was very… — Neymar Copy Share Image
That's just what friends do in general. You have to be able to joke around with each other. — Nikola Vucevic Copy Share Image
Tool of Communist agitators... it's really a joke, isn't it? Because, quite clearly, we are a party of real moderates. It just… — Helen Suzman Copy Share Image
Make up looks pretty on the outside but it doesnt help if you are ugly on the inside. Unless you can eat… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have been invited to do something called 'Celebrity MasterChef' in England, which, of course, I can't do. It's complete nonsense. You… — Lesley Nicol Copy Share Image
There were 11 people ten men and one woman hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter. They all decided… — Mark Copy Share Image
It's easy to say, 'This is just a joke.' You know, the bearded lady? And I feel the need to smash it… — Conchita Wurst Copy Share Image
“What the hell are you three doing?" I clutch my chest and try to calm my heart. I had asked for privacy.… — Rory Miles Copy Share Image
There can be a science to joke writing, there are certainly rules and patterns that can be followed, but I think most… — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
When I first broke out, everyone was like, 'OK, so is this a joke?' They had to wait until I sold out… — Yung Lean Copy Share Image
“That awkward moment when you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing on the tops of your lungs.” — Kasey Collin P. Dumdum Copy Share Image
The war on drugs is a joke. We spend $40 billion a year, and the proof that it's a failure is that… — David Sheff Copy Share Image
I guess what Kenny Omega is, even though the image is something that was given to me by New Japan and then… — Kenny Omega Copy Share Image
This summer time in England has been like a dreaded one-night stand... Not very hot, extremely wet and gone before you know… — Ryan Swain Copy Share Image
I have an uncle I no longer talk to because of a joke I made about my grandmother, who is his mother.… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
