Me and the Rock do look a lot alike, and we're a similar build - that was a joke, by the way. — Alex Wolff Copy Share Image
I learned how fast you can go from being an international hero to being a reference in a joke on a late… — Michael Phelps Copy Share Image
It's very gratifying sometimes to make yourself the butt of the joke because it bursts your bubble. — John Bishop Copy Share Image
Is anything wrong, dear? the old joke went. No, why? You moved. Just don't move. — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“We seldom look up to the person; we usually look up to their persona.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
With comedic actors, you can write one joke or two jokes, sample dialogue, and they have the capacity to extrapolate. — Sam Seder Copy Share Image
Many comedians and comedy writers have shared the childhood experience of learning to joke to protect themselves from neighborhood bullies when challenge… — Steve Allen Copy Share Image
To convince another part of the world that Bollywood is not just jokers who break into song and dance was very difficult.… — Priyanka Chopra Copy Share Image
Best Friends. We're the kind of people who who laugh at a joke three times. Once when it's told. The 2nd when… — Unknow Copy Share Image
Over at the Olivia Pope & Associates set, we're like middle school children. Every time there's a cut in the action, we… — Darby Stanchfield Copy Share Image
“the new Filipino President's name had become a saucy joke: 'Corazon, aqui, no?' That is: 'Darling, let's do it here, eh?' Or,… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
I can joke around and do what I want and be great in my area and play around and be the best,… — Lil B Copy Share Image
I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
Often women are pitted against each other for an easy joke, so they fight or steal each other's boyfriends. That's not really… — Hannah Simone Copy Share Image
It's funny: when I started playing bass in 1984, you had guys like Paul Simonon fron the Clash, John Paul Jones, Lemmy,… — Duff McKagan Copy Share Image
There's not one thing that inspires me the most. Me and my friends joke around with each other and hang out so… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
There's an old joke that politics is Hollywood for ugly people. An awful lot of the press coverage about Washington reads like… — Ted Cruz Copy Share Image
My role is almost a sight-gag. I have to be a woman to sing the lyrics "I am a man" to have… — Max von Essen Copy Share Image
“Don’t give up on your dreams, goals, plans or Ideas because people are laughing at them. People who are narrow minded laugh… — De philosopher DJ Kyos Copy Share Image
We all have, in my family, what we call the 'Vorderman bottom' - a sticky out, bigger-than-normal, signature, of the rear variety.… — Carol Vorderman Copy Share Image
We always joke about how I'm on the road and they'll be like, 'Man, you need to take a shower.' Nah, it… — Paul Wall Copy Share Image
I detest jokes - when somebody tells me one, I feel my IQ dropping; the brain cells start to disappear. But something… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
