I do like a joke too, in my own way, but I'm someone who likes to work away in peace. — Douglas Costa Copy Share Image
Sometimes, IGNORANCE is much better than to respond at someone's nonsense JOKE. — Ziel JL Copy Share Image
Scientists are adding an extra second to the year 2015. Yeah. Here's the bad news. You just wasted it listening to this joke. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I'm not a yes person, whether it's about a tie choice or a joke. — Sarah Huckabee Sanders Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when all of your friends are laughing about a joke and you still don't get it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? oh wait never mind you'll never get it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can joke about anything. It just depends on your angle and the way you go about it. — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
The fact is, the Middle East has been going crazy for 50, 60, 70 years. So it's not like, 'Oh, I need… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
I used to think of it as a joke that all paranoids were right. That was a joke in the '60s, but… — Richard Belzer Copy Share Image
When you people have a set up joke and the joke is set up straight and the words are just well written,… — Will Gluck Copy Share Image
I use this notepad onstage, mastering the art of not being professional. I'll do a joke that doesn't work on purpose, then… — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
My joke used to be about my father and Peter Boyle: that anything you see Peter Boyle do on TV, my father… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
When a kid can understand that a word can mean two things, there's some real thinking going on. They have a vested… — Brian P. Cleary Copy Share Image
The vast majority of people that have gotten mad at me for a joke that I've made were people that were, A,… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I think its natural if youre doing a lot of comedy to do a lot of drama, because you have to figure… — Judy Greer Copy Share Image
If someone wants to make a joke about me smoking too much pot, I'm not going to get mad at them, because… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
“There’s a neon green post-it note stuck to the window ledge. It says DON’T EVEN TRY —R, in bold capital letters. Yeah,… — Rebecca Espinoza Copy Share Image
“No, no one thought that a spontaneous gang rape was going to take place just then on the stage of the Laugh… — Lindy West Copy Share Image
“He felt as if he had told a joke and they had missed the punchline and were leaning to him, wating for… — Peter S. Beagle Copy Share Image
I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, "Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro!" I don't know if that's the… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I've noticed, as a comedy fan, that I really like Paul Thomas Anderson or Quentin Tarantino because when they're funny, they're actually… — Paul Rust Copy Share Image
My father was always pushing me to become a basketball player. In Africa, when you're a kid, every kid loves to play… — Serge Ibaka Copy Share Image
“This is a joke. Right?” I’m pointing at the green-screen terminal on the desk, and the huge dial-infested rotary phone beside it.… — Charles Stross Copy Share Image
With a live audience, it's very clear when you've pushed it too far to the edge - because you fall off that… — Michael Patrick King Copy Share Image
