“He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some people’s self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I used to joke that my next book would be about puppies that have lost a chew toy, and everywhere they went,… — Don Winslow Copy Share Image
Every once in a while, friends leave sarcastic comments on photos. I know they're joking, but the sarcastic humor doesn't always translate… — Peyton List Copy Share Image
I'm a storyteller in a joke format. I tell stories, I try to have a lot of jokes constantly through that story.… — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
Politicians have such large egos that it usually takes them an inordinately long time to grasp when they've become a pathetic joke. — Timothy Noah Copy Share Image
I learned how fast you can go from being an international hero to being a reference in a joke on a late… — Michael Phelps Copy Share Image
I rarely joke unless I'm in front of a camera. It's not what I am in real life. It's what I do… — Christopher Guest Copy Share Image
I made a joke to my wife that if this acting thing doesn't work out I can always be a pro wrestler,… — Christopher Daniels Copy Share Image
A lot of times I go to a comedy show, I sit there and wait for the comedian to run out of… — Eugene Lee Yang Copy Share Image
I didn't even know any cowboys growing up. When my friends heard that I was marrying a cattle rancher and moving to… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
I always make a joke that they transplanted Martina McBride's eyes and put them in my head. — Blake Shelton Copy Share Image
The majority of our fans are dudes. And the chicks you do see at our shows are probably there because of a… — Jeff Hanneman Copy Share Image
I never really feel like just standing there and telling jokes. I want to move around. In fact, it's hard for me… — Chris D'Elia Copy Share Image
I don't really believe in lucky things, but I wear lucky underwear as a joke. — Julia Mancuso Copy Share Image
I'm actually into the idea of doing stand-up comedy, as a joke. You know how people do karaoke for fun? Well it… — Keeley Hazell Copy Share Image
I'm not tied to the news cycle. I can do an episode on cultural appropriation, not on Rachel Dolezal. We might make… — Moshe Kasher Copy Share Image
Any joke can be funny, but not any joke is funny. Any joke has the potential to be hilarious to you, but… — Phoebe Robinson Copy Share Image
There was a joke in Czechoslovakia: The Communist Party dance, it's one step forward, two steps backward, and everyone is still clapping. — Martina Navratilova Copy Share Image
We have this joke in England that half the people want me to be prime minister, and the other half want me… — Jeremy Kyle Copy Share Image
There's always someone who's going to interpret my material as racist, but it's not. Racism comes from intent and power. A racist… — Russell Peters Copy Share Image
