Have you considered the option of getting the joke? If not, try it now and redeem your soul. — Erik Naggum Copy Share Image
“Besides, if you're sick, I'm on life support. As wrong as that joke is.” — Lia Habel Copy Share Image
I am a fan of whatever makes me laugh my ass off. If it happens to be a Jew joke, then it's… — Alex Borstein Copy Share Image
“When will someone write from the point of view of a joke, that is to say the way God sees events from… — Flaubert Gustave Copy Share Image
“If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you have no regime.” — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
“You must learn to take a joke, Francie, otherwise life will be pretty hard on you.” — Betty Smith Copy Share Image
Crusaders have just f-ked me over what a bas-rd joke, excuse my language I'm absolutely furious. — Keith Senior Copy Share Image
I always loved jokes. It's such a dumb, facile thing to say, but it's true. I remember being a kid and getting… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
The joke I always make is I'm either running for reelection, running for Senate, running for governor, or running for my life.… — Cory Booker Copy Share Image
“Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The most welcome joke to me is the one that takes the place of a heavy, not altogether innocuous thought, at once… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
On Twitter, when someone would die, I would write a joke. Or if there's a tragedy, I would write a joke and… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Something horrible happens and I try to make it funny. It's really a tortured life. You go to a salsa bar, at… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I don't really tell a joke, I react to situations. The whole thing is just looking at somebody and showing all our… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
“Joke or not, something is occurring to me. You live your life, and you get to ask for things, and sometimes they… — Elizabeth Berg Copy Share Image
There is a painful joke that Europeans often tell of their Gallic neighbors: God created France, the most beautiful country in the… — Janine di Giovanni Copy Share Image
“I’m relieved to see that even brilliant physicists make mistakes.” Kohler looked over. “What do you mean?” “Whoever wrote that note made… — Dan Brown Copy Share Image
A guy goes to a local novelty shop and finds a pair of x-ray glasses. He checks them out, and isnt fully… — Theophilus Copy Share Image
What people who don't write don't understand is that they think you make up the line consciously — but you don't. It… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
There's a joke about the balloon boy who has a balloon mum and a balloon dad and he goes to a balloon… — Gabrielle Williams Copy Share Image
“I'm going out with Colin Osgood today, and he's meeting me here. If you start making kissy noises, I will strip you… — Sarah Addison Allen Copy Share Image
My specialty at 'SNL' was doing triage. There was always a great need for someone to say, 'Make this funnier. Give me… — Paula Pell Copy Share Image
There are definitely evergreen things that I'll always find funny. But in general, whenever I fall in love with something or find… — Ayo Edebiri Copy Share Image
