As Asian-Americans, the charge that is often lobbed against us is sort of the least original: the idea that somehow we're perpetual… — David Henry Hwang Copy Share Image
A joke is just a paintbrush. It takes someone funny to paint something beautiful. — Andrew Schulz Copy Share Image
My father was always pushing me to become a basketball player. In Africa, when you're a kid, every kid loves to play… — Serge Ibaka Copy Share Image
Like all men, I have had to reflect on my own behaviour and language over the years. Without doubt, in my younger… — Humza Yousaf Copy Share Image
What smells of wee and goes in and out:a old person doing the hockey cockey — Paul Housbey Copy Share Image
“Things stop being funny if you have to explain them to people, especially if they need excellent attention spans.” — Santosh Kalwar Copy Share Image
Those Penis enlargement pills you have been taking must be working. You are a bigger Dick today than you were last week. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I suppose there are times when I can't believe that I've lived the way that I have and done the things that… — Lauren Bacall Copy Share Image
On 'Adam Ruins Everything' we do the broadest sketch comedy possible. We do stuff where you can see it immediately and know… — Adam Conover Copy Share Image
A lot of the joke of 'The Windsors' is this ridiculous idea of what might happen behind closed doors. — Hugh Skinner Copy Share Image
“English: "To say that a car is not living is similar to saying that an enzyme is not living." Česky: „Říct, že… — Sebastián Wortys Copy Share Image
Being a fighter is no joke. Year in and year out. Especially as a world champion. All eyes are on you, and… — Naseem Hamed Copy Share Image
When you go and meet people in far-flung parts of the world who need help, they're not earnest; they're having a laugh… — Hugh Dennis Copy Share Image
I'm not big on fat jokes. That's a little beneath me. I'm not a huge fan of making a joke - and… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
A novel wouldn't be a book if there weren't some flights of fancy on the part of the author, stopping time to… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
Every bad joke, every endorsement deal, all of the things that a typical host would normally get creamed for, people don't mind,… — Mike Rowe Copy Share Image
Everyone's heard the same joke a million times and knows the setups. They are tired of the mass-marketed entertainment served on the… — Tim Heidecker Copy Share Image
I realized that you didn't have to make self-deprecating remarks or turn yourself into the butt of some unspoken joke. I also… — Maeve Binchy Copy Share Image
I like ones that pertain to the music they make. Talking Heads does that somehow. More often than not band names are… — Samuel Ervin Beam Copy Share Image
I nearly got hit by a car while I was trying to write a stupid joke but a female sheep stood in… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
There's a joke about the balloon boy who has a balloon mum and a balloon dad and he goes to a balloon… — Gabrielle Williams Copy Share Image
