If there's something tender going on like that, I can't make up a joke and put it on Twitter. — Lucy Beaumont Copy Share Image
Me and my friends used to joke about the fact that you don't see a Black man on a horse. — Rege-Jean Page Copy Share Image
I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Not me,” said Jimmy, trying to joke. “I don’t have a price.” Wrong, as usual.” — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
When I make a joke, nobody gets injured... when Congress makes a joke, it's the law. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
“Caleb fed me better food during my kidnapping than these people. I laugh at my own joke” — C.J. Roberts Copy Share Image
You learn what can become a good joke and can be repeatable. You have a shorthand about how to introduce a joke… — Lennon Parham Copy Share Image
I tried taking everything in Life with a grain of salt, but after using up two bags of salt, I gave up. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Venom was a joke in the '80s, their heavy metal music sucked big time, and I really have no interest in them… — Varg Vikernes Copy Share Image
Me: *laughs* Parents: What's so funny? What's going on? Who are you talking to? Can I see what the joke is? Are… — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
The reality is, to watch Jon Stewart, you already have to have watched the news. In other words, it's not funny if… — Roger Ailes Copy Share Image
My private joke about 'Luke Cage' is that it's a bulletproof version of 'Lemonade,' and that, essentially, it's a concept album that… — Cheo Hodari Coker Copy Share Image
I like my messiness on stage, though I watch comics who come at a joke from every angle and I think, 'Yeah!… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
That whole 'Bo' Selecta!' thing was damaging. I played along with it; I said it was cool, I can take a joke,… — Craig David Copy Share Image
I think there's a lot of wonderful comics that leave you hanging in a state of apprehension or anxiety before alleviating that… — Carrie Brownstein Copy Share Image
I don't try to impress people. Sometimes my jokes can be very harsh; I'm very sarcastic. I would joke about something disgusting,… — Barbara Palvin Copy Share Image
In our traditional culture, people have a very different view towards nature than in Western culture. We consider humans as part of… — Ma Yansong Copy Share Image
[There's] a joke that I've done forever: 'Nowadays they say that the largest majority of people will be Latino and you'll tell… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I guess I've kind of recognized what my worth is and what my specific brand of humor is. And that's not necessarily… — Dave Franco Copy Share Image
“Is that how tall you are without those ridiculous shoes?' he said derisively. I think I was born bigger than that.' 'I… — Josephine Angelini Copy Share Image
My mum had four kids on her own, so if I had one kid with one nanny and not a full-time job,… — Abbey Clancy Copy Share Image
Someone said to me at a party once, 'Oh, yeah, you're a comedian? Then how come you're not funny now?' And I… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I've said things that, now, I wish I hadn't said because times have changed and like the me of 15-20 years ago… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
Death seems to be a long way off. Is this not shallow thinking? It is worthless and is only a joke within… — Yamamoto Tsunetomo Copy Share Image
![“[There's] a joke that I've done forever: 'Nowadays they say that the largest majority of people will be Latino and you'll tell scary stories to your grandkids: "A long time ago when I was growing up, there used to be people who were white," and the kid says, "Really?" and you say, "Yeah, like the…” quote by George Lopez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/f96/george-lopez-3932_cutting_there-s-a-joke-that-i-ve-done-forever-no_1664664.jpg)
