“You can't deal with being odd? ... Become like them... Become drug delear... Live their lifes... have fun ... and be honest...” — Deyth Banger Copy Share Image
My reputation as a ladies' man was a joke. It caused me to laugh bitterly through the 10,000 nights I spent alone. — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
The idea that Donald Trump committed an abuse of power by bringing politics into a foreign relationship is a joke. They all… — Steve Hilton Copy Share Image
“Someone once told me a joke," he said. "I'd like to be a pacifist, but people keep getting in the way.' I… — Edeet Ravel Copy Share Image
“Joke in book: "You know the difference between a brownnoser and a shithead, right? Depth perception.” — Elisabeth Naughton Copy Share Image
A lot of women say, 'I look good thanks to magic creams,' but that's a joke. — Brigitte Nielsen Copy Share Image
I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're… — Ron Shock Copy Share Image
I do a joke in my stand-up where I say I'm a Christian, but I'm not a Christian comedian. I think that's… — Anjelah Johnson Copy Share Image
My Twitter is a joke toilet, and I filter all these old, cringe-y parts of my brother and my childhood through that… — Cole Sprouse Copy Share Image
Often, when you're in some of these writing rooms for... and the most restrictive is network television, right? They say, 'Wow, that's… — Jay Chandrasekhar Copy Share Image
You never want to defend a joke. People get to choose whether or not to laugh and whether or not they think… — Larry Wilmore Copy Share Image
Some people think a boxer is a gloomy guy with this heavy brow who always has to be serious. But why can't… — Oleksandr Usyk Copy Share Image
My writers on 'Liv And Maddie' have started a running joke to try and sneak as many 'literally's into the script as… — Dove Cameron Copy Share Image
Micro humor is a joke that's contained in the writing: it's a punch line, it's a turn of phrase, it's something that… — Susanna Fogel Copy Share Image
So many guys are so conservative with their hair, and I always joke with all my buddies when they mess with me,… — Tom Brady Copy Share Image
The U.S. - the idea that the U.S. has introduced and imposed principles of international law, that's hardly even a joke. The… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
I did so many open mics. I would write jokes on Twitter constantly, and then slowly, over time, open mics turned into… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
Can a serious party put up an individual perceived previously or continuously as a joke candidate? I say yes. — Vermin Supreme Copy Share Image
I don't feel any pressure to joke about #MeToo - in fact, I'd say you shouldn't, because it's a great movement that… — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
I'm the type of guy that's always having a joke, messing around, but when it comes to the serious stuff, you know,… — Jesse Lingard Copy Share Image
