I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance. — Celeste Hartman Creepy Copy Share Image
If this world were mine, I place at your feet, all that I own, because without you I'm not complete — Celeste Hartman Complete Copy Share Image
School is just an endless cycle of 'I need to make it through school this week' every week. — Celeste Hartman Education Copy Share Image
I like you, but if ZOMBIES are chasing us, I will trip you!!! — Celeste Hartman Funny Copy Share Image
Does anyone actually know what to do when people are singing happy birthday to you? — Celeste Hartman Birthday Copy Share Image
Im sexy lolz not I am gonna keep thinking that though for confidence lolz — Celeste Hartman Confidence Copy Share Image
I know I am not perfect and never plan to be. At times I am insecure, but I get through it. So… — Celeste Hartman Imperfections Copy Share Image
What's the point of blurring out the middle finger on TV. It's not like you had me fooled. What's behind it...an umbrella?… — Celeste Hartman Finger Copy Share Image
If you like someone, tell them. Or stalk them on every single social network and cry yourself to sleep every night. It's… — Celeste Hartman Every night Copy Share Image
A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says,… — Celeste Hartman Funny Copy Share Image
A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead on the floor. But she goes to work, and starts crying and her… — Celeste Hartman Funny blonde Copy Share Image
This guy was having a problem with mice in his apartment. Dude, he told a friend, I've tried everything and those damn… — Celeste Hartman Dirty Copy Share Image
