Funny Quote by Celeste Hartman

“A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, Wow, nice legs! She is flattered and replies, You really think so? The man says, Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.” quote by Celeste Hartman — Download Open image

“A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, Wow, nice legs! She is flattered and replies, You really think so? The man says, Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.”

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