“We could go directly from, say, Atlanta to Duluth, instead of going Atlanta-Dallas-Chicago-Detroit-Duluth. Except, of course, there is no reason for anyone… — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“I was not going to let fear of criticism make me shy away from doing what I thought was right.” — Craig Alanson Fear Copy Share Image
“Break the problem down into manageable pieces, then solve each piece. Think of the problem as an enemy, and defeat them in… — Craig Alanson Problem solving Copy Share Image
“It’s not the touch, it’s knowing that you’re not alone, that someone cares about you.” — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“But you’re not that smart, I mean, your species is responsible for Windows Vista.” “Vist- that was a long time ago!” “It’s… — Craig Alanson Long time Copy Share Image
“although she used her frequent coffee buyer card, so I guessed that she got coffee there often. The shop wasn’t empty as… — Craig Alanson Acoustic guitar Copy Share Image
“No problem. Seriously, Joe, women have just as much trouble understanding men, as men have trouble understanding women. The difference is, women… — Craig Alanson Understanding women Copy Share Image
“At my level, the laws of physics are more like suggestions. And” — Craig Alanson Laws of physics Copy Share Image
“We fight the wars. Politicians start them.” Chotek nodded, and sighed heavily. “And diplomats end wars.” — Craig Alanson Politics Copy Share Image
“No, I pull in other resources as needed, I've never used more than seven percent of my capacity so far since I… — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“Friedlander chuckled. “Why did the two blondes freeze to death at the drive-in theater?” “I don’t know?” “They went to see ‘Closed… — Craig Alanson Death Copy Share Image
“the big problem is the lubricant contaminating the shaft.” — Craig Alanson Big problem Copy Share Image
“No!” Skippy shouted. “Damn you are a dumbass! Seriously! Oh, this is hopeless. Hopeless! Girls hate it when a clueless guy uses… — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“First, no plan survives contact with the enemy. Second, the enemy also makes plans.” — Craig Alanson Strategy Copy Share Image
“Marine Corps doesn’t much care whether you’re having a good morale day or not. You do your job, regardless. Semper fidelis. Not… — Craig Alanson Marine corps Copy Share Image
“I was surprised that peacekeeping involved killing so many people, but it is what it is.” — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“even the simplest technology has you staring slack-jawed in wonder at it, until the drool runs down your chin. Hell, if I… — Craig Alanson Motivation Copy Share Image
“One of the special forces asked Skippy whether we could see the Sun from there, and Skippy enhanced the image in our… — Craig Alanson Astronomy Copy Share Image
“I was wondering; there are bi-scuits, and tri-scuits, right? So, is there a plain ‘scuit’? What would that look like?” — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image