“Amateurs discuss tactics. Professionals discuss logistics’.” — Craig Alanson Amateurs Discuss Copy Share Image
“the big problem is the lubricant contaminating the shaft.” — Craig Alanson Big problem Copy Share Image
“No, I pull in other resources as needed, I've never used more than seven percent of my capacity so far since I… — Craig Alanson Capacity Copy Share Image
“I was not going to let fear of criticism make me shy away from doing what I thought was right.” — Craig Alanson Fear Copy Share Image
“First, no plan survives contact with the enemy. Second, the enemy also makes plans.” — Craig Alanson Strategy Copy Share Image
“Break the problem down into manageable pieces, then solve each piece. Think of the problem as an enemy, and defeat them in… — Craig Alanson Problem Copy Share Image
“I was surprised that peacekeeping involved killing so many people, but it is what it is.” — Craig Alanson Killing people Copy Share Image
“It’s not the touch, it’s knowing that you’re not alone, that someone cares about you.” — Craig Alanson Cares Copy Share Image
“We fight the wars. Politicians start them.” Chotek nodded, and sighed heavily. “And diplomats end wars.” — Craig Alanson Peace Copy Share Image
“No!” Skippy shouted. “Damn you are a dumbass! Seriously! Oh, this is hopeless. Hopeless! Girls hate it when a clueless guy uses… — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“Marine Corps doesn’t much care whether you’re having a good morale day or not. You do your job, regardless. Semper fidelis. Not… — Craig Alanson Marine corps Copy Share Image
“even the simplest technology has you staring slack-jawed in wonder at it, until the drool runs down your chin. Hell, if I… — Craig Alanson Drive Copy Share Image
“But you’re not that smart, I mean, your species is responsible for Windows Vista.” “Vist- that was a long time ago!” “It’s… — Craig Alanson Long time Copy Share Image
“No problem. Seriously, Joe, women have just as much trouble understanding men, as men have trouble understanding women. The difference is, women… — Craig Alanson Feminism Copy Share Image
“Friedlander chuckled. “Why did the two blondes freeze to death at the drive-in theater?” “I don’t know?” “They went to see ‘Closed… — Craig Alanson Death Copy Share Image
“We could go directly from, say, Atlanta to Duluth, instead of going Atlanta-Dallas-Chicago-Detroit-Duluth. Except, of course, there is no reason for anyone… — Craig Alanson Instead Going Copy Share Image
“although she used her frequent coffee buyer card, so I guessed that she got coffee there often. The shop wasn’t empty as… — Craig Alanson Acoustic guitar Copy Share Image
“Anyway, as Hannibal Smith of the A Team said, overkill is underrated.” — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“Under stress, women tended to cry it away. Men tended to get angry and lash out.” — Craig Alanson Stress Copy Share Image
“At my level, the laws of physics are more like suggestions. And” — Craig Alanson Laws of physics Copy Share Image
“The enemy was not waiting for death, they hit back, concentrating all their fire on the cruiser Never Tell Me The Odds,… — Craig Alanson Death Copy Share Image
“Ah, well, my mother told me that if wishes were fishes, we would all be swimming in riches. Ok, tell me about… — Craig Alanson Money Copy Share Image
“Apparently, you never watched the ‘A Team’. The guys on that show could empty an entire magazine and never hit the side… — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“it. One thing that being in the military had taught me, is that it is better to act and ask forgiveness, than… — Craig Alanson Forgiveness Copy Share Image
“I was wondering; there are bi-scuits, and tri-scuits, right? So, is there a plain ‘scuit’? What would that look like?” — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“know it’s not a psychic; those are the women on late-night TV who will tell your future if you just give them… — Craig Alanson Credit card Copy Share Image
“This farmer has a rooster that is growing old, and the farmer decides it’s time to get a new rooster. So he… — Craig Alanson Growing old Copy Share Image
“Ha! Listen, this guy walks into a bar, with a shopping bag, right? He sits down, puts the bag on the bar.… — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“One of the special forces asked Skippy whether we could see the Sun from there, and Skippy enhanced the image in our… — Craig Alanson Astronomy Copy Share Image
