Quote by Craig Alanson Download Open image ““If you're gonna be a dick, this is what you wear.”” — Craig Alanson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“It’s not what you wear that sets you apart from your fellow man, but what you don’t wear. I don’t wear pants, for instance,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Hey, I have a suggestion, why not put a condom over your head – if you’re going to act like a complete dick then… — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
“It’s a condom, Kade, because if you’re going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one,” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“I have to save the world tomorrow, and I don’t even know what I’m going to wear yet.” — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
“It might just be me, but I’m always worried I’ll be stuck with a little dick every time I get naked with somebody new.” — Jaden Wilkes Copy Share Image
“If you change who you are to suit other people, you may end up dressed for the wrong occasion” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“It doesn't matter what women wear. No matter what, someone's going to have a problem with it.” — Kaya Carvajal Copy Share Image
“You can wear whatever you want, just so long as you have on trousers, shoes, and a shirt.” — Trenton Lee Stewart Copy Share Image
“If you choose to wear this, you’ll be marked as mine. Mine to do with as I wish. You will obey me and never… — Tara Sue Me Copy Share Image
“If someone asks you to touch his dick over the cloths and he will pay in return, you won’t, but when you are in… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“We could go directly from, say, Atlanta to Duluth, instead of going Atlanta-Dallas-Chicago-Detroit-Duluth. Except, of course, there is no reason for anyone to ever… — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“I was not going to let fear of criticism make me shy away from doing what I thought was right.” — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“Break the problem down into manageable pieces, then solve each piece. Think of the problem as an enemy, and defeat them in detail.” — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“It’s not the touch, it’s knowing that you’re not alone, that someone cares about you.” — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“But you’re not that smart, I mean, your species is responsible for Windows Vista.” “Vist- that was a long time ago!” “It’s still an… — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“although she used her frequent coffee buyer card, so I guessed that she got coffee there often. The shop wasn’t empty as I had… — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“No problem. Seriously, Joe, women have just as much trouble understanding men, as men have trouble understanding women. The difference is, women generally want… — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
“We fight the wars. Politicians start them.” Chotek nodded, and sighed heavily. “And diplomats end wars.” — Craig Alanson Copy Share Image
