Quote by Suzanne Wright

“It’s a condom, Kade, because if you’re going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one,”

— Christine Zolendz

“You two are making me feel like I need to wear a condom over my head so I can't get pregnant from just listening…

— Christine Zolendz

“The guy who doesn't wear a seat belt doesn't wear a condom. You should put one on.”

— Chris Kasparoza

“Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.”

— Carroll Bryant

“... I believe strongly in condoms. They avert babies and disease. They make you seem responsible, not slutty. They make the girl relax too,…

— Carrie Mesrobian

“It's like you have a special skill when it comes to finding condoms. Seriously. They must fall out of the sky whenever you're around.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I thought seeing him naked was the highlight of my life. That suit was better than sex.”

— Nicole Castle

“Just do me a solid and keep condoms in your purse. Just in case.” “That doesn’t help me keep my legs closed around the…

— Kristen Proby

“By that she means fully erect. Condom-ready.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“After donning a condom,”

— Elle Casey

“Oh, I’m sure you could come up with something, and even then, you’d dress it up in a way that would probably make me…

— Ella Frank

“If you're gonna be a dick, this is what you wear.”

— Craig Alanson