Quote by Suzanne Wright

“don't ask someone to cover your butt, that's what jeans are for”

— annonymous

“For God’s sake, man, cover up your erection. Here, use the back pocket of my jeans.”

— Jarod Kintz

“There is never a penis that is as comfortable hard as it is soft in a pair of jeans.”

— John Goode

“I make my own pants because I don't wear jeans. They are like golf pants. I just like to put a little funk into…

— Blake Lewis

“If you're gonna be a dick, this is what you wear.”

— Craig Alanson

“my jeans, the ones I got from the teen section, the ones made for chicks. And I look fucking perfect in them.”

— C.M. Stunich

“It’s not what you wear that sets you apart from your fellow man, but what you don’t wear. I don’t wear pants, for instance,…

— Jarod Kintz

“It doesn’t matter what you’ve got in your pants if there is nothing in your brain to connect it to.”

— Paul Joannides

“He felt comfortable and broken-in like favourite jeans.”

— Gabrielle Zevin

“Just because he's a dick, doesn't mean you have to be.' 'But he's giving me so much material to work with.”

— Rebecca Yarros

“...confidence went much further than a small ass in tight jeans.”

— Alice Clayton

“You might not have a dick, but you have balls.”

— Emmy Curtis