Humor Quote by Paul Joannides

“my pants dont fit either”

— Josh Ramsay of Marianas Trench

“it's hard to tell what it is and what it's not Until it is something that you ain't got”

— Cracker

“You sure you're not just trying to get into my pants?" I joked, but I was already trying to figure out what one wears…

— Cherie Colyer

“There's nothing we can do about your pants-mine probally wouldn't fit,and it wouldn't do for me to go around pantless, much as it would…

— Kiersten White

“My butt has specific requirements for pants.”

— Ann Brashares

“It does help your case that you’ve got as much dick in your jeans as you have in your personality.”

— Suzanne Wright

“Sometimes all the energy you put into something you think matters doesn't matter one bit.”

— Lynn Plourde

“You just need to think of what you have instead of what you don’t.”

— Ruth Ann Nordin

“There's a fine line between stuff, and if you stare at it long enough it'll drive you insane or to genius”

— Josh Stern

“I make my own pants because I don't wear jeans. They are like golf pants. I just like to put a little funk into…

— Blake Lewis

“It doesn't matter what we are. It matter what we do.”

— Noah Shaw

“Nothing in life is as important as you think it is when you are thinking of it.”

— Daniel Kahneman