“I'd rather be a nodding acquaintance, than a bobble head” — Josh Stern Acquaintance Copy Share Image
“Behind every great man is a great woman' but in front of every great man should be a spectacular woman” — josh stern Behind every great man Copy Share Image
“It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing” — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
“It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the blame” — Josh Stern Accomplish Copy Share Image
“Not only will those ultra bright European sulphur diode high beams ' catch a deer in the headlights' they'll vaporize it too” — josh stern Copy Share Image
“You're only given as much as you can handle, before going back for seconds” — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
“It's not that I'm ahead of my time, it's more that the world is running late” — Josh Stern Ahead Copy Share Image
“As for Chicks with Daddy Issues: Do I really want to be with a Woman who wants to be my Father?” — Josh Stern Chicks Copy Share Image
“The practice of doing more than necessary works best when packing lunch boxes” — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
“I like my coffee like I like myself....making rustling noises inside a burlap bag” — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
“If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months” — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
“Falling in love means your reserve chute didn't work as you hurtled back to earth” — Josh Stern Falling Copy Share Image
“If the second date seems to be going well, it's pretty much a given that by dessert I'll renounce my faith” — Josh Stern Dessert Copy Share Image
“Women are aroused by the strangest things, like a rock going through their bedroom window” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
“I try not to take things lying down, especially rectal thermometers” — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
“If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it?” — Josh Stern Inspirational attitude Copy Share Image
“What I lack in brilliance, I more than make up for in glitter” — Josh Stern Brilliance Copy Share Image
“I might feel ten feet tall, but I wouldn't touch you with my pole” — Josh Stern Feel Copy Share Image
“The only difference between me and a madman is that he has the certification” — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
