“I'd rather be a nodding acquaintance, than a bobble head” — Josh Stern Acquaintance Copy Share Image
“There's always someone we'd love to kill, the trick is to make it not look like an accident” — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
“The practice of doing more than necessary works best when packing lunch boxes” — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
“Come Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub” — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
“Not only will those ultra bright European sulphur diode high beams ' catch a deer in the headlights' they'll vaporize it too” — josh stern Deer Headlights Copy Share Image
“Don't you wish we all lived in black light… for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know… — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
“I'm playing chess while everyone else is playing checkers, that's why I always lose” — Josh Stern Checkers Copy Share Image
“Ever play 'mirror mirror on the wall' with two mirrors facing each other?” — Josh Stern Facing Copy Share Image
“As for Chicks with Daddy Issues: Do I really want to be with a Woman who wants to be my Father?” — Josh Stern Chicks Copy Share Image
“Some Women have this thermogenic effect on you, even after they've left, you can still breathe her scent, feel her electricity &… — Josh Stern Electricity Copy Share Image
“To acknowledge the absurdly surreal is the clarity to embrace life as it is, not as we desire it- what you do… — Josh Stern Embrace life Copy Share Image
“I wish I had flaps of extra skin connecting my arms & legs like a Flying Squirrel & then spend my days… — Josh Stern Jumping Copy Share Image
“Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything….but getting a wicker basket to… — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
“Dr. Suess said: 'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened..' I tell my dates: 'Don't cry because it happened, smile… — josh stern Cry Copy Share Image
“Love is just the chocolate-coated realization you're going to spend the rest of your life with a person and unfortunately it melts… — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
“I wanted to marry the first girl that I fell in love with, but there were religious differences. I was an agnostic… — Josh Stern Agnostic Copy Share Image
“Camus said 'Love Lasts or Love Burns'. I want a Lasting Burn-just nothing requiring a series of painful treatments by a rubber-gloved… — Josh Stern Love Copy Share Image
“Never be paralyzed by fear, just by falling off a cliff” — josh stern Abundance-creation Copy Share Image
