“Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette” — Josh Stern Dog Copy Share Image
“Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it in summer school” — Josh Stern Doomed Copy Share Image
“The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard” — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
“Ever feel like dialing 911 is just simply not enough, and you really need to speak to someone on the Supreme Court...?” — Josh Stern Humor Copy Share Image
“To end any sort of conflict, environmentalists as a whole, should cut off their legs so they don't leave any kind of… — Josh Stern War Copy Share Image
“When you enter the Lions Den, it's best not to go empty-handed or you'll probably leave that way” — Josh Stern Lions-den Copy Share Image
“There's always someone we'd love to kill, the trick is to make it not look like an accident” — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
“Treat me like a king and I'll treat you like a queen..........Treat me like a queen and off with your head” — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
“Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down” — Josh Stern Absurd Copy Share Image
“If my body is a Temple, then The Greeks and Romans ransacked it years ago” — josh stern Body is a temple Copy Share Image
“Maturity is when you no longer get the urge to make snow angels in mud season” — Josh Stern Aging Copy Share Image
“My greatest fault is trying to stuff the baggage of an impossible situation into the trunk of an elegant solution” — Josh Stern Problem solving Copy Share Image
