Absurd Quote by Josh Stern

“Come, midget, and use my pillow as a sleeping bag.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The only thing that was actually effective at tricking my babies into sleeping was not something money could buy. It was me. Well, actually…

— Amber Dusick

“We are the wilderness within Screaming out for true expression. Even when we’re sleeping, There’s no escape from this obsession.”

— Jay Woodman

“I started to roll over for more sleep but heard a rooster crowing and then became aware we are on vacation and there is…

— Robert M. Pirsig

“Just like a hotel, it's a place to sleep and be, only you don't sleep that much and you're barely a thing at all…

— Exurb1a

“I know from experience that females need a certain amount of chocolate. We have two of them in the house. I don't want them…

— Pamela Clare

“A backpack could be a sleeping bag for a midget—or a hatch, a hatchback.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You never know how much you truly appreciate sleep until it’s snatched away from you.”

— Khloe Beutler

“Going to bed at sunrise, I find a blindfold helps me sleep. Also, I like it when my kidnappers put pillows in the trunk.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Actually I don’t need the sleep as much as I need the escape. It’s a wonderful way to escape. I think I can’t stand…

— Beatrice Sparks

“I'm lying here in a tent, pretending to be asleep but actually fearing for my life as I watch a bunny murderer have a…

— Amy Plum

“But there is a key to handling everything from accidentally eating a blob of poop off your hand that in the sleepless, zombie-like state…

— Stacey Hatton