Absurd Quote by Josh Stern Download Open image ““You're only given as much as you can handle, before going back for seconds”” — Josh Stern ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Absurd Going back Handle Humor Seconds
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Every sensible man, every honorable man, must hold the Christian sect in horror." "Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurd and bloody religion… — Voltaire Copy Share Image
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Solitude produces originality, bold and astonishing beauty, poetry. But solitude also produces perverseness, the disproportianate, the absurd and the forbidden. — Thomas Mann Copy Share Image
