Behind every great man Quote by josh stern

“I'd rather be a nodding acquaintance, than a bobble head”

— Josh Stern

“When Unicorns headbutt, there are no winners"
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— Josh Stern

“It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing”

— Josh Stern

“It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the blame”

— Josh Stern

“Not only will those ultra bright European sulphur diode high beams ' catch a deer in the headlights' they'll vaporize it too”

— josh stern

“My Anorexic Ex was so skinny she didn't give head, she gave skull”

— Josh Stern

“You're only given as much as you can handle, before going back for seconds”

— Josh Stern

“It's not that I'm ahead of my time, it's more that the world is running late”

— Josh Stern

“If the love is not madness, then the sex is not insane”

— Josh Stern

“As for Chicks with Daddy Issues: Do I really want to be with a Woman who wants to be my Father?”

— Josh Stern

“The practice of doing more than necessary works best when packing lunch boxes”

— Josh Stern

“I hate cutting my wrists while shaving”

— Josh Stern