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“If God created man in his image... Does God have a functioning penis? And does God manually handle every penis he creates?… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Even the Thanksgiving when her parents had just divorced, Hoosier Pie made the cut. ...They also, incidentally, made a pumpkin pie, but… — Molly Wizenberg Copy Share Image
“Since he wasn’t part of the Psy race’s armed forces, she thought it was because he had curls; Psy hated anything that… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
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“Shut up, idiot,” he growled. “Oops,” Ian replied, looking uncomfortable. “I feel stupid, now.” Peter shook his head. “That's the understatement of… — Rose Wynters Copy Share Image
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“Nothing will go wrong,Micheal said soothingly. Me and you? We've been through to much together. And your too unpleasant to die.Too bossy.God… — Erica Orloff Copy Share Image
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“Do ever respond to a question without asking another question? Does it bother you? No. But it does confirm my hypothesis. What… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“I'm so good" I taunt him as i ease back bouncing on my calves like he does, and playfully sticking out my… — Katy Evans Copy Share Image
If your mother tells you to do a thing, it is wrong to reply that you won't. It is better and more… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“ROSA MET ME at the door with a shotgun. Strictly speaking, not aimed at me, but you don’t really have to aim… — J.C. Nelson Copy Share Image
“Care to explain?” Ari asked. “Didn’t you see my signals?” “Yeah. But they didn’t make sense. Five into one and it’s an… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
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“Caddy came home on Friday evening. Perfectly Harmless Patrick brought her in his battered old car... "Crikey, Caddy!" said Indigo, and he… — Hilary McKay Copy Share Image
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