“Seriously man, shut it.” “Alright, alright. You’re the driver,” He raised his chip bag in toast, “My life is in your hands.” — Finn Eccleston Copy Share Image
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“I guess it’s worth a shot.” More than likely a wasted bullet, but I’ll fire anyway.” — Brandy Nacole Copy Share Image
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“So, am I too, like all other humans, just a rogue? Sure! Just a notch less than those rascals wearing godly robes.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?” — Regina Griffin Copy Share Image
“I grabbed a shovel and dug, and dug, and dug. Sorry not a very poetic thought, but very deep.” — Lenora Fraga Copy Share Image
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“At fifty times the distance, you dispatched that ko-bold with three arrows to the neck. I’ve earned a trio to the chest.… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
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“[Razo] knocked, peered inside, then jumped and shut the door, quiet as brushing two feathers together. He smiled at his own stealth,… — Shannon Hale Copy Share Image
“When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“Is that a rule? Do you have a rule that you can’t kiss people in the morning?” — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
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“Well," said Clary, after a judicious pause, "I guess you wouldn't have taken advantage of her when she's so grief-stricken and all."… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
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