Funny Quote by Christopher Moore

“It was like when a midde-aged woman, happily married, found out that her favorite movie star was gay. It broke her heart just a…

— Amy Lane

“Honey, being gay isn't a one-size-fits-all proposition. Lesbians now come wrapped in lots of fabrics besides flannel.”

— Ann McMan

“Mrs. Potts beady black eyes narrowed,"Do you know how many glass slippers I have to stitch when I get home? There's a Mad Hatter…

— Sophie Avett

“Women were very queer. Unexpectedly cruel and unexpectedly kind.”

— Agatha Christie

“The other problem is that she hasn’t arrived.” “Oh, yeah? And who is she?” “Well, she is a remarkable, funny, classy woman who can…

— Megan Karasch

“You know, babe." Her voice had an older woman's weary advice in it. "You're so hungry. You want so much." "Well." Flannery shrugged. "So…

— Sylvia Brownrigg

“Maybe you can explain to me what is so spectacular about her, because you gay girls can’t seem to keep your hands off that…

— Cassandra Duffy

“Oh, how she did love that queer, common boy!”

— Frances Hodgson Burnett

“I knew I had to break up with Ann Rosenberg after she chose a teal dress for the prom. I had never heard of…

— Brian Selznick

“A line from a film came into her head as she covered her face with a flannel: ‘Time marches on, honey, and eventually it…

— Clare Donoghue

“He glanced down at me, a tiny smirk on his face. “I thought you like it when I go all Batman,” he teased. “Yeah,…

— Tiffany Snow

Hey. Hands off.” ", "“Please. Please, please, soooo pretty. Lemme just have one little touch.” "“Peabody, isn’t it embarrassing enough you’re wearing pink cowboy…

— Nora Roberts