Fool Quotes by Christopher Moore

“Quoi?” she had said, in perfect fucking French.”

— Christopher Moore

I can't write a book like 'Lamb' or 'Fool' every year. It just takes too much research and craft.

— Christopher Moore

“Not yet!" said she [Goneril], trying to roll me over and get back to smacking my bum. She honked my codpiece. You…

— Christopher Moore

“Love? Sodding, bloody, tossing, bloody, sodding, bloody love? Irrelevant, superfluous, bloody, ruddy, rotten, sodding love? What ho? Wherefore? What the f*ck? Love?”

— Christopher Moore

“A hundred brilliant witticisms died suffocating on the captain's heavy glove. Thus muted, I pumped my codpiece at the duke and tried…

— Christopher Moore

“You see, my plan is working. For it is written that ‘if the wise man always appears stupid, his failures do not…

— Christopher Moore

“Ydych chi'n cymryd cerdynnau credid?" said the highwayman, no doubt trying to frighten me further, his consonants chained like anal beads strung…

— Christopher Moore

“For it is written that "if the wise man appears always stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant…

— Christopher Moore

Diogenes carried a bowl with him for years, but one day saw a man drinking from his cupped palm and declared, ‘I…

— Christopher Moore

“Soon a whole guild of low-priced shrine keepers around Europe named their own pope - Boldface the Relatively Shameless, Discount Pope of…

— Christopher Moore

Perhaps there is a reason that there is no fool piece on the chessboard. What action, a fool? What strategy, a fool?…

— Christopher Moore

“The fool's number is zero, but that's because he represents the infinite possibility of all things. He may become anything. See, he…

— Christopher Moore

“I'll not have an exchange with an impudent fool." [Oswald] He's not impudent," said Jones [the puppet]. "With proper inspiration, the lad…

— Christopher Moore

“I would not have Drool reading Cicero or crafting clever riddles, but under my tutelage he had become more than fair at…

— Christopher Moore

Next out of the hall came the sisters and their husbands. Before I could say anything, the captain had clamped his hand…

— Christopher Moore

Like looking down on a lubricious chess set, isn't it? The king moves in tiny steps, with no direction, like a drunkard…

— Christopher Moore

“I'm beginning to wonder," said Kent, sitting down now on an overturned wooden tub. "Who do I serve? Why am I here?"…

— Christopher Moore

“[...] Y'know, the Duchess Regan is living here at the tower now? I took your advice about not talking about her boffnacity…

— Christopher Moore