Religion Quotes by Christopher Moore

“Love them all," said Renoir. "That is the secret, young man. Love them all." The painter let go of his arm and shrugged. "Then,…

— Christopher Moore

“I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck.”

— Christopher Moore

Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.

— Christopher Moore

Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.

— Christopher Moore

“I hope you are not here to ask me to do my bawdy business- the monkey has a nosebleed and the circus, sir, is…

— Christopher Moore

The prospect of change is a many-fanged beast, my dear.

— Christopher Moore

“The night was crisp and the stars shone with a cold blue light like loneliness or infinity.”

— Christopher Moore

Children see magic because they look for it.

— Christopher Moore

“Abby Von Normal - And I'm like, "Don't change the subject, Kung Pao, what I want to know is if you're ready to spend…

— Christopher Moore

“You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome.”

— Christopher Moore

How could you deal with a creature as devious as woman.

— Christopher Moore

“…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero.”

— Christopher Moore

Lonliness evaporated off of them like the steam off dry ice, and by morning it was just a cloud on the ceiling of the…

— Christopher Moore

“Give us a call or you know, flash a searchlight in the sky with your logo on it, because we monitor everything.”

— Christopher Moore

“it wasn't so much like the hands of time had stood still here, more like they'd been thrown in the air in exasperation, the…

— Christopher Moore