Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Like most people, I woke up one day to find that everyone I knew was taking antidepressants, and since I wasn't, I… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Don't drive drunk. Ever. Don't shag anyone you don't like, or who doesn't like you. Get a look at how people live… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I am convinced by the events of the last few weeks that nefarious forces of people--unidentified but no less real--are threatening life… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
She doesn't understand that a writer is a special creature--that I'm different from everyone else. I'm not saying I'm superior to other… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
It's Christmas! Ah, Christmas, the time when all good people go about not decapitating each other. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
When I teach seminars, I tell people, Your stuff has to look like something thats out there, because otherwise nobody will take… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Which isn’t, like, as bad as it sounds, because the general public kind of sucks ass.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Tommy moved on. "Lash, your people have been oppressed for hundreds of years. It's time to strike back. Look, you don't have… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Winter near the shore is cold. The wind kicks up a salty mist and elephant seals come to shore to trumpet and… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
One thing that's really delightful is my books tend to attract people who are funny, so I get the benefit of people… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
When I teach seminars, I tell people, 'Your stuff has to look like something that's out there, because otherwise nobody will take… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
People always stay the age that they died at. My big brother died of leukemia when I was six. He was eight.… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Love them all," said Renoir. "That is the secret, young man. Love them all." The painter let go of his arm and shrugged. "Then,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I hope you are not here to ask me to do my bawdy business- the monkey has a nosebleed and the circus, sir, is… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“The night was crisp and the stars shone with a cold blue light like loneliness or infinity.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Abby Von Normal - And I'm like, "Don't change the subject, Kung Pao, what I want to know is if you're ready to spend… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
