I like a girl with a substantial bottom,' said Renoir, drawing in the air the size bottom he preferred. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
What is your name?" asked Lear. Caius," said Kent. And whence do you hail?" From Bonking, sire." Well, yes, lad, as do… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
We really have to get going," Sam said. "Can we leave the car here and pick it up later?" The monk said,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I've got to think that that was unethical," Joshua said. "Josh, faking demonic possession is like a mustard seed." "How is it… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Stop," I said. "Please do not further endorken yourself to me. You have great hair and a car that is most fly,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Wet towel under the door,' said Barry. 'It's what you do when you're smoking weed in a hotel and you don't want… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Normally if I met a guy who was unemployed and illiterate who hadn't bathed in a couple of weeks, I'd be standing… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Ooo ahe-e, I aya oa a," she said in yawnspeak, a language - not unlike Hawaiian - known for its paucity of… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
You want me and I want you. right?" Who did she think she was? You can't just go around blurting out the… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Mr. Fresh looked up. "The book says if we don't do our jobs everything could go dark, become like the Underworld. I… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Yo, yo, yo, check it out," said PJ, with enough hand gestures that any deaf person watching would have thought he had… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast. "This is death toast sweety. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
It's about average for us. Behavior always draws more than survey. We're the sexy ones,' Nate said with a grin. Amy snorted.… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
That's the scary thing about hope," she said. "If you let it go too long it turns into faith. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Love them all," said Renoir. "That is the secret, young man. Love them all." The painter let go of his arm and shrugged. "Then,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I hope you are not here to ask me to do my bawdy business- the monkey has a nosebleed and the circus, sir, is… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“The night was crisp and the stars shone with a cold blue light like loneliness or infinity.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Abby Von Normal - And I'm like, "Don't change the subject, Kung Pao, what I want to know is if you're ready to spend… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
