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Bad mood Quote by Christopher Moore

“Normally if I met a guy who was unemployed and…” quote by Christopher Moore
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“Normally if I met a guy who was unemployed and illiterate who hadn't bathed in a couple of weeks, I'd be standing in a puddle with excitement, but I'm sort of in a bad mood tonight, so take this bag and give me the fu**ing paper before I pop your head like a zit. He said, you're a lesbian, aren't you?”

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