Normally if I met a guy who was unemployed and illiterate who hadn't bathed in a couple of weeks, I'd be standing in a puddle with excitement, but I'm sort of in a bad mood tonight, so take this bag… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
A girl said that I'm lesbian I said sorry what ... she said I like pussies more than dicks.. same here bitch ... ;) — Manish Bhagtani Copy Share Image
