“Love them all," said Renoir. "That is the secret, young man. Love them all." The painter let go of his arm and… — Christopher Moore Painting Copy Share Image
“I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck.” — Christopher Moore Cutting Copy Share Image
Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place. — Christopher Moore Canada Copy Share Image
“I hope you are not here to ask me to do my bawdy business- the monkey has a nosebleed and the circus,… — Christopher Moore Money Copy Share Image
“The night was crisp and the stars shone with a cold blue light like loneliness or infinity.” — Christopher Moore Astronomy Copy Share Image
“Abby Von Normal - And I'm like, "Don't change the subject, Kung Pao, what I want to know is if you're ready… — Christopher Moore Funny Copy Share Image
“You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's syndrome.” — Christopher Moore Truth Copy Share Image
“…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero.” — Christopher Moore Superheroes Copy Share Image
Lonliness evaporated off of them like the steam off dry ice, and by morning it was just a cloud on the ceiling… — Christopher Moore Ceilings Copy Share Image
“Give us a call or you know, flash a searchlight in the sky with your logo on it, because we monitor everything.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“it wasn't so much like the hands of time had stood still here, more like they'd been thrown in the air in… — Christopher Moore Time Copy Share Image
“He had tapped into the Zen of ignorance, the enlightenment of absurdity.” — Christopher Moore Buddhism Copy Share Image
“In another Christmas story, Dale Pearson, evil developer, self-absorbed woman hater, and seemingly unredeemable curmudgeon, might be visited in the night by… — Christopher Moore Bastard Copy Share Image
“in the blink of an eye my beauty becomes but a feast for worms, and I, a forgotten sigh in a sea… — Christopher Moore Beauty Copy Share Image
“Everyone at the bar turned toward The Breeze and waited, as if the next few words he spoke would reveal the true… — Christopher Moore Meaning of life Copy Share Image
. . . And so Charlie Asher . . . led an army of fourteen-inch-tall bundles of animal bits, armed with everything… — Christopher Moore Animal Copy Share Image
“Well, you know, she was winded for a few minutes from kicking your ass, but she is just a little girl.” The” — Christopher Moore Little girl Copy Share Image
“If manta rays are going to be harmless, they should look more harmless, Pardee thought. Fuckers look like aquatic Draculas.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
