“Oh my God, you're like Obnoxious and Annoying had an ass baby!” — Christopher Moore Oh my god Copy Share Image
That's a horrible plan." "Yes, but I have chosen to ignore that. — Christopher Moore Chosen Copy Share Image
“I'm painting moments. Unrepeatable, singular moments of light.” — Christopher Moore Light Copy Share Image
Like God's own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk — Christopher Moore Chocolate Copy Share Image
“no somos más que políticos: vociferantes putas de la retórica.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
He always had a problem with the purity of others. Never his own. — Christopher Moore Problem Copy Share Image
“Splendid. I believe we've achieved a whole new level of doomed.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
You think you know how this story is going to end, but you don't. — Christopher Moore Ends Copy Share Image
Everyone is happier if they have someone else to look down on, as well as someone to look up to, especially if… — Christopher Moore Happiness Copy Share Image
“Charlie Asher: I accidently shagged a monk last night. Minty Fresh: Sometimes, in times of crisis, that shit cannot be avoided.” — Christopher Moore Last night Copy Share Image
“But she's a redhead, so she's probably evil, even at her tender age." "I thought you liked redheads." "I do. What's your… — Christopher Moore Comedy Copy Share Image
“A gentleman can't even discuss fucking philosophy without you puritanical twats casting judgmental glances at his tackle d'amore.” — Christopher Moore Humor Copy Share Image
I'm not nearly as outrageously brave as many of my rascals that I write. But I think the rascal spirit must reside… — Christopher Moore Brave Copy Share Image
“Andrew Lloyd Webber's version of the Kool-Aid jingle is at once chilling and evocative. Donny Osmond is brilliant as James Jones.” — Christopher Moore Fiction Copy Share Image
...as if someone had thrown a hand grenade into the middle of a teddy bear orgy and the only survivors had had… — Christopher Moore Bears Copy Share Image
“Joshua grinned: “I think we’ll both do better than my cousin John and his ‘hold them underwater until they agree with you’… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Of course they won't bloody remember, they'll be dead.' Then she called him a name in a dead language that translated, roughly,… — Christopher Moore Art Copy Share Image
“So know this, little one. Whether you are the Messiah, or you become a rabbi, or even if you are nothing more… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Tommy had completely forgotten that he was horny. He had always been horny, and had accepted that he always would be horny.… — Christopher Moore Horny Copy Share Image
I think there was always some scrawny dreamer sitting at the edge of the firelight, who had the ability to imagine dangers,… — Christopher Moore Ability Copy Share Image
“From the slope of Haleakala, the Old Broad watched the activity in the channel with a two-hundred-power celestial telescope and a pair… — Christopher Moore Big eyes Copy Share Image
“There's no scientific basis for zombieism -- except for some experiments in the Caribbean with blowfish toxins that put people in a… — Christopher Moore Near death Copy Share Image
“Rachel could not believe what she was hearing. Accepting that her magic worked was a huge step, yet she was speaking to… — Christopher Moore Fitness Copy Share Image
“Compassion is the same way,' Joshua said. 'That's what the yeti knew. He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without though or words. That's… — Christopher Moore Compassion Copy Share Image
