Christopher-moore Quote by Christopher Moore

“Nobody touches my ding dongs!”

— Ray S. Jones

“My fingernail itches. I need to scratch it with my skin.”

— Jarod Kintz

“So, with my zit throbbing like a nightclub, I went to the interview.”

— Mindy Kaling

“Damn you, you made up lame excuses and practically patted me on the head. And tonight, you've got an itch and you're annoyed that…

— Nora Roberts

“I’m very insecure, actually, but I have found that if you roll up screaming like a madwoman, hair on fire, guns blazing, no one…

— Christopher Moore

“Never can tell when you might come on somebody needs skinning.”

— Louis L'Amour

“Zane heard Ty whuff from within the bathroom, and by the time he looked back, Ty had shoved Julian’s face against the shower wall…

— Abigail Roux

“Zane’s good hand flashed out and smacked Ty upside the back of the head. “Ow! What the hell?” Ty cried as he rubbed his…

— Madeleine Urban

“Tommy’s dialogue can be genuinely amusing, but now, with all eyes focused on me sitting in a parked car, the lines became curiously difficult…

— Greg Sestero

“Jimmy shot him a look that patently said: ‘Mon noo, Wee-man, whit are ye waitin fur? Ah’ve set ye up tae get in her…

— Jamie Holoran

“I smiled, trying to look harmless. “Don't do that. You'll freak everyone out,” he ordered. I dropped my smile. “Now you look like you…

— Patricia Lynne

“Will that be all?” I asked the pimply faced teen who ogled my exposed legs as if in heat. My pen tapped impatiently on…

— Brandi Salazar