“Reputable companies don’t get their test subjects through ads in gaming magazines,” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“Joseph Miller had allowed the Universe to reduce him to being someone’s Tuesday afternoon monkey-poop scooper.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“So, this guy entered my store, browsed my crap in his suit, sandals, and stickered sombrero, and completely broke my concentration.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.” — Graham Parke Humor Copy Share Image
“You’re stuck with yourself for the rest of your life, and now you know, beyond a doubt, that you’re an asshole.” — Graham Parke Life Copy Share Image
“what Warren was playing seemed to be a mixture of craps and table tennis.” — Graham Parke Table tennis Copy Share Image
“I’d urge you to stay away from any and all martial arts practitioners for the time being.” — Graham Parke Art Copy Share Image
“If that’s the case, then maybe you should be looking at people who wanted him dead, not people who needed him to… — Graham Parke Money Copy Share Image
“Just before I look under my bed, I always get a little cold feeling, as if part of me expects to find… — Graham Parke Healthy relationship Copy Share Image
“Didn’t fall asleep. Spent the better part of the night listening to Warren drill holes in my floor.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“I shouted the perfect words to scare him off. It was just the delivery (and only the delivery) that made me sound… — Graham Parke Comedy Copy Share Image
“it sounds like my neighbor is stir-frying hamsters in a large enameled wok.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“I wore an elaborate disguise that made me look like a caterer from a rivaling company.” — Graham Parke Business Copy Share Image
“Wondered about the experimental drugs interacting with airborne chemicals and leaving me unexpectedly dead.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“Effectively feeling himself dry out and expire over a period of days.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“I'm not sure my belly button is exactly in the middle. I wonder what that means..” — Graham Parke Belly button Copy Share Image
“Do you ever feel that everything would be okay, if only you had an Irish accent?” — Graham Parke Irish accent Copy Share Image
“Passed the kitchen and noticed the sandwich. It still had huge chunks of moist, tender chicken breast in it. Didn’t want to… — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“not knowing what kind of drugs you’re on and thus not knowing what to expect as effects or side effects, is that… — Graham Parke Side effects Copy Share Image
“My dad gave her the finger, went down to town hall, and took the name of the person in line ahead of… — Graham Parke Town hall Copy Share Image
“I’d mistakenly shown myself to be the kind of guy (test subject) who stood out in her garden wondering about her underwear.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
