Quote by Graham Parke Download Open image ““I think it’s better for customer relations if we all commit to wearing matching socks,”” — Graham Parke ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Sometimes I wonder, that one missing sock after doing laundry, is the smart one. After being unhappy for so long, it finally walks away… — Anthony Liccione Copy Share Image
“They were the only kind he ever wore, primarily because they were all exactly alike and when he reached into the sock drawer, he… — Ross Thomas Copy Share Image
“It’s the look two odd socks give when they recognise each other in the wild.” — Fiona Wood Copy Share Image
“Should my husband ever finish my “sock,” I will wear it proudly (and singularly) for all of my days. He is my mate; my… — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Copy Share Image
“I rip off the wrapping and tear through the box Till I end up with 45 new pairs of socks.” — Owl City Copy Share Image
“Reputable companies don’t get their test subjects through ads in gaming magazines,” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“Joseph Miller had allowed the Universe to reduce him to being someone’s Tuesday afternoon monkey-poop scooper.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“So, this guy entered my store, browsed my crap in his suit, sandals, and stickered sombrero, and completely broke my concentration.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“You’re stuck with yourself for the rest of your life, and now you know, beyond a doubt, that you’re an asshole.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“what Warren was playing seemed to be a mixture of craps and table tennis.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“I’d urge you to stay away from any and all martial arts practitioners for the time being.” — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“If that’s the case, then maybe you should be looking at people who wanted him dead, not people who needed him to scoop up… — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“Just before I look under my bed, I always get a little cold feeling, as if part of me expects to find something staring… — Graham Parke Copy Share Image