Away Quote by Anthony Liccione

“Life is too short to be matching socks.”

— Emily Villafonni

“Should my husband ever finish my “sock,” I will wear it proudly (and singularly) for all of my days. He is my mate; my…

— Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

“At that moment, I hated dating more than doing my laundry”

— Meredith Schorr

“I keep my socks in a filing cabinet, if that tells you what kind of lover I am.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I think it’s better for customer relations if we all commit to wearing matching socks,”

— Graham Parke

You are the lost sock in the laundromat of life!

— Kenneth Swarbrick

“Don't be quick to discard old socks because you receive new ones”

— Charmaine J Forde

“I felt like laundry in a washing machine, when all I wanted was to be put on and become her favourite shirt.”

— Isabelle Ronin

“My sock cut off my circulation, my uniform sweater itched, and my underwear seemed to be staging some sort of revolt to make me…

— Jenny B. Jones

“It’s the look two odd socks give when they recognise each other in the wild.”

— Fiona Wood

“It has come to the point where if I know I'm leaving a house with a man, I can factor in a bathroom visit…

— Mindy Kaling

“and realize that as long as we all choose to walk around clothed, the laundry will never really be finished.”

— Myquillyn Smith