“My last performance Some old lady drops the mic And kills everyone I” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
You're mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund — Ben Elton Copy Share Image
“Hey, Trash, what did old lady Semple say when you torched her pension check?” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
What would anyone want to write about me for? I'm just an old lady. — Leonora Carrington Copy Share Image
The grand old lady of bluegrass? Well, wouldn't that be a wonderful title to have? I hope I do enough to earn… — Alison Krauss Copy Share Image
“Now isn't that nice!' said the old lady. 'If cousins are the right kind, they're best of all: kinder than sisters and… — Elizabeth Enright Copy Share Image
King old ladies assure us that cats are often the best judges of character. A cat will always to to a good… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
Appreciating old wine is like making love to a very old lady. It is possible. It can even be enjoyable. But it… — Andre Tchelistcheff Copy Share Image
Why do people say they want to sleep like a baby, when babies never sleep through the night. I want to sleep… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
I am for an art that tells you the time of day, or where such and such a street is. I am… — Claes Oldenburg Copy Share Image
What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live… — Brigitte Bardot Copy Share Image
If your not a boring boyfriend , prove it and have the old lady look at us making out like we are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was in handcuffs. I was under arrest. I remember there was this old lady looking at me, and I could tell… — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
“Something pretty bad's happening nearby in the space-time continuum.' the Doctor shouted over the noise. 'The TARDIS is a terrible rubbernecker -… — James Goss Copy Share Image
One immense old lady has a family of lively young crocodiles running over her, evidently playing like a lot of kittens. The… — Mary Kingsley Copy Share Image
At times of extreme intensity, the kundalini can become active. Suddenly a 70-year old lady, who can't lift a bag of prunes,… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Before I go," he said, and paused -- "I may kiss her?" It was remembered afterwards that when he bent down and… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I'm afraid to look in the mirror. I'm afraid I'm going to see an old lady with white hair, just like the… — Paddy Chayefsky Copy Share Image
“Aunt Rosa, a fussy, angular, wild-eyed old lady, who had lived in a tremulous world of bad news, bankruptcies, train accidents, cancerous… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
If I were God, I would just be up there scratching my head, thinking, 'What the hell am I supposed to do… — Michael Shannon Copy Share Image
Sometimes [playing free] doesn't happen, because maybe a guy's wife'll come in, you know, and his ego will catch him. If everybody's… — Miles Davis Copy Share Image
“There are zigzag lines on it...and these are probably roads in the island, for Neverland is always more or less an island,… — J.M. Barrie Copy Share Image
To marry a woman with any success a man must have a total experience of her, he must come to see her… — James W Keyes Copy Share Image
“Exactly what am I supposed to care about? That we were just getting to the fun stuff? That my hand was on… — Rachel Gibson Copy Share Image
The writer's only responsibility is to his art. He will be completely ruthless if he is a good one. He has a… — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
“London? Paris? Berlin? Zurich? Maybe Brussels, center of the young union? They all strive to outdo one another culturally, architecturally, politically, fiscally.… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
“This is what we are like. Collectively as a species, this is our emotional landscape. I met an old lady once, almost… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
“Most things were against the rules, so when one old lady across the hall from us fell in her shower, we couldn't… — Daniel Nayeri Copy Share Image
“So the rest of the summer you could see the two little girls and Tom like wrens on a wire, on Mrs.… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
“If by adolescence limbic, autonomic, and endocrine systems are going full blast while the frontal cortex is still working out the assembly… — Robert M. Sapolsky Copy Share Image
“The Last Leaf I saw him once before, As he passed by the door, And again The pavement stones resound, As he… — Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr Copy Share Image
“Motif Petrify in fairy tales, as multiple aesthetical, has complex origins and development. Forgotten Transformed ritual foundation motive is revealed in the… — Penina Mezei Copy Share Image
“Hell and damnation! Is that your destiny?" Willow's eyes flew open as she shot out of the church pew. Her voluminous hymnal… — Charlotte McPherren Copy Share Image
“Do you mind not intoning the responses, Jeeves?" I said. "This is a most complicated story for a man with a headache… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“There we were last summer, having a picnic in a sylvan setting. Birds were singing, the atmosphere was full of soft colours;… — Adrian Bell Copy Share Image
“When we walk in, everybody turns to look at us. Pres looks down at our joined hands and then looks to Knox.… — Alexa Riley Copy Share Image