They're still in good shape, but I'm not flashing them anymore. I'm an old lady. I leave all the flesh to the… — Tina Turner Copy Share Image
I came on to Twitter in my 50s and I sort of think that was perfect. I am just a ranting old… — Kathy Burke Copy Share Image
“The baker certainly didn’t need to tell me twice. I had no intention of staying to be abused by a crazy old… — Ingrid Paulson Copy Share Image
“You should train more for speed. You have the reflexes of an old lady.” — Robert Muchamore Copy Share Image
If it were a person, it would be a woman, a very dignified old lady. She is beautiful. She is royal. She… — Malcolm Miller Copy Share Image
Fate has it in for me to be an exhibit: that funny old lady from the telly. — Mary Beard Copy Share Image
Little old lady got mutilated late last night, werewolves of London, again. — Warren Zevon Copy Share Image
“I felt old. Again. It had been happening a lot lately. I did not live the life of an old lady, but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You see anyone can see a pretty girl, but its takes special people to see an old lady and to be able… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“So she sat down to morning tea, like any other old lady with a high nose, thin cheeks, a ring on her… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
Righteousness is a father teaching his kids that whats better than wealth is a respect in self. A pistol packing old lady… — Lupe Fiasco Copy Share Image
I was so desperate to get a job on TV (with no money), that I dressed as an old lady, went to… — Omar Chaparro Copy Share Image
"I'm not going anywhere," she told me that night. But until we are old ladies-a cypress age, a Sawtooth age-I will continue… — Karen Russell Copy Share Image
“Then she said, with piteous defiance, "If I could love her, the Good Lord could, and he won't be too hard on… — Ruth Park Copy Share Image
The last major breakthrough for the theatre was electricity, and we have to push beyond that if we want to move beyond… — David Soul Copy Share Image
I don't think he was knowable. I mean, when most people talk about knowing somebody a lot or a little, they're talking… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
It could be anything, give a homeless guy a sandwich, help an old lady across the street like anything to make this… — Frank Iero Copy Share Image
When I was a child I accidentally made a chemical bomb. I also ate my grandfather's heart pills. I got my stomach… — Brittany Howard Copy Share Image
My dad was a particularly polite kind of guy, very courteous. So when we got on a bus, he would always encourage… — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
“You're everythin' I want, Icy. Believe it, you're it for me, for the long haul, my old lady, want you on the… — V. Theia Copy Share Image
“The old lady pulled her spectacles down and looked over them about the room; then she put them up and looked out… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Perhaps the old lady had kidnapped Michela, had found her in the park and taken her away, because she had a violent… — Paolo Giordano Copy Share Image
“I catch sight of Janice. Her eyes are so full of excitement that I half expect her to jump up and down.… — Eric Bishop-Potter Copy Share Image
“I had to stop him from arresting an old lady who let her dog urinate against the fire hydrant that was in… — Lee Goldberg Copy Share Image
“Tom felt that it was time to wake up; this sort of life might be romantic enough, in his blighted condition, but… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“During the day I was passing along the line from wing to wing continuously. About the centre stood a house which proved… — Ulysses S. Grant Copy Share Image
“Jem,” he said, “are you responsible for this?” “Yes sir.” “Why’d you do it?” Jem said softly, “She said you lawed for… — Harper Lee To Kill A Mockingbird Copy Share Image
“I thought about my Willa, about her blind-smiling at me from the hospital bed where she laid and where she died a… — Robin Martin Copy Share Image
“The customary blizzard of pigeons wheeled briefly across the walk and settled back around an old lady who fed them from a… — George V. Higgins Copy Share Image
“--Your headache-- I am trying to imagine it Your head is in your hands The nurse is pouring pills onto a plate… — Laura Kasischke Copy Share Image
The mighty hunter," I quipped as we snuck out the backdoor, escaping into the yard. "He can take down vicious rabids and… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
When you're a kid, helping an old lady across the street is kind of cute. But when you're an adult, it's just… — Butch Hartman Copy Share Image
“I scowled. "Shut up." "We should play Go Fish later." "No." "Mah-jong? Bridge?" "What are you, an old lady?” — Jenna Evans Welch Copy Share Image
“The old lady pulled her spectacles down and looked over them about the” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Our lady the Common Law is a very wise old lady though she still has something to learn in telling what she… — Frederick Pollock Copy Share Image
My old man is drunker than a barrel full of monkeys, but my old lady she don't care. — Elton John Copy Share Image
I realize that I'm a mature woman and one of these days, incredible diet or not, I'll be a little old lady. — Victoria Moran Copy Share Image
“In a town in Calabria, a long time ago, there lived an old lady everyone called Strega Nona, which meant "Grandma Witch".” — Tomie dePaola Copy Share Image
Away from the stupidities of love..I live my life like a free bird in the morning and like an old lady at… — Miss Leto Copy Share Image
