I was so desperate to get a job on TV (with no money), that I dressed as an old lady, went to… — Omar Chaparro Copy Share Image
“I had to stop him from arresting an old lady who let her dog urinate against the fire hydrant that was in… — Lee Goldberg Copy Share Image
No. The moral of the story in so far as it has one is that cannibals can study logic, and that if… — Nick Harkaway Copy Share Image
Riposte of "that old lady in the anecdote who was accused by her nieces of being illogical," Logic! Good gracious! What rubbish!… — E. M. Forster Copy Share Image
“The writer, without softening his vision, is obliged to capture or conjure readers. And this means any kind of reader. It means… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Somebody said I sound like an old lady, and I was really insulted by that. I'm trying to sound like Skip James… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
“I thought about my Willa, about her blind-smiling at me from the hospital bed where she laid and where she died a… — Robin Martin Copy Share Image
... to say that the CIA and the KGB engage in similar practices is the equivalent of saying that the man who… — William F. Buckley, Jr Copy Share Image
I don’t like to badmouth people. But I’m the head of a monarchy that began in the ninth century, and I’m apparently… — Queen Elizabeth II Copy Share Image
“I felt old. Again. It had been happening a lot lately. I did not live the life of an old lady, but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I should think that being my old lady would be all the satisfaction or career any woman needs. — Mick Jagger Copy Share Image
I open the door for old ladies, I help old ladies across the road. I do a show for leukemia every year,… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“You will find this to be a more oniony soup than the usual kind but, as the cross old lady said when… — Margaret Yardley Potter Copy Share Image
Little old lady got mutilated late last night, werewolves of London, again. — Warren Zevon Copy Share Image
Voting for New Labour is like helping an old lady across the road while screaming 'Get a move on!' Even the Tories,… — Boy George Copy Share Image
“There we were last summer, having a picnic in a sylvan setting. Birds were singing, the atmosphere was full of soft colours;… — Adrian Bell Copy Share Image
“Near the kiosk the old lady who sold refreshments seemed slowly to be gathering all the shadows of evening about her skirts.” — Louis-Ferdinand Céline Copy Share Image
Judge Ephriam: Bryan, does she watch your kids? Brian Simmons: Oh, she's actually really good, she's a big diciplinarian though, but uh...… — Madea Copy Share Image
“So you’re the little smart ass from Poleglass.” I wanted to point out he sounded like Dr. Seuss but bit my lip… — David Louden Copy Share Image
“Then came the deglutition of saliva, and the old lady instinctively wiped the stubble of her toothbrush moustache with her handkerchief.” — Marcel Proust Copy Share Image
Dressed up like a old lady, uzi under my first dress.Surprise yo ass like a baby...taking his first steps. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
Hold the door open for the little old lady & she doesn't even say thank you...smh. — Leah LaBelle Copy Share Image
