“The old lady goes back to her paperback (it's Fifty Shades of Grey, and not her first trip through it, from the… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I don't want to be a rock star all my life. I couldn't bear to end up like Elvis Presley in Las… — Mick Jagger Copy Share Image
That's my dream to be old enough and mature enough that I won't be considered an "old lady" if I have a… — Emmy Rossum Copy Share Image
You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt; as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear;… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The old lady whirled round, and snatched her skirts out of danger. The lad fled on the instant, scrambled up the high… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“You are a born storyteller," said the old lady. "You had the sense to see you were caught in a story, and… — A.S. Byatt Copy Share Image
I think I'm the only 65-year-old actress in Los Angeles who hasn't had plastic surgery, so somebody's gotta play the old-lady parts! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish that she had had a black loon because I don't think that Nina [Simone] did. I have always had -… — Nikki Giovanni Copy Share Image
“When I was suddenly thrust into what everyone calls menopause (Orchids) earlier than my body planned, I decided someone needed to take… — Lisa Jey Davis Copy Share Image
Someone once said that to make a regular person laugh, you need to dress a guy up like an old lady and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“The first two sentences are hard to understand, but make some kind of sense. The last sentence is merely rearranged but makes… — Tom Stafford Copy Share Image
“I want you to be my old lady, babe. That’s all I have to offer. I’m a Reaper, and this is my… — Joanna Wylde Copy Share Image
... a gaggle of old ladies is glued to the window at the end of the hall like children or jailbirds. They're… — Sara Gruen Copy Share Image
... to say that the CIA and the KGB engage in similar practices is the equivalent of saying that the man who… — William F. Buckley, Jr Copy Share Image
“She (my mother) could still recite them (the poems) in full when she was lying helpless and nearly blind, in her bed,… — Eudora Welty Copy Share Image
Mythologically speaking, if there's anything I hate worse than trios of old ladies, it's bulls. Last summer, I fought the Minotaur on… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“[Senator Bill] O'Chee: What do I have to do to be an Australian, because my family has been in this country for… — Phillip Knightley Copy Share Image
“The writer, without softening his vision, is obliged to capture or conjure readers. And this means any kind of reader. It means… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In Europe, nobody will bleep you, if you want to say a "bad" word on TV. The idea that some self-righteous little… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“The lunchroom is filling fast, the heavy air filled with the smell of oil. Grease, salt, a deep fryer...yup, french fries, again.… — Matt Blackstone Copy Share Image
“It’s probably a good idea to warn you about Grandma Melvyn in case you’re expecting her to be a sweet little grandma… — Andrea Beaty Copy Share Image
“So when you see an old lady wearing a beehive, it’s because it’s from a time when she was most happy. I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Mrs Anderson was dead. Nothing flashy, just old age - she went to bed one night and never woke up. The news… — Dan Wells Copy Share Image
“An old lady had an Alderney cow, which she looked upon as a daughter. …The whole town knew and kindly regarded Miss… — Elizabeth Gaskell Copy Share Image
Riposte of "that old lady in the anecdote who was accused by her nieces of being illogical," Logic! Good gracious! What rubbish!… — E. M. Forster Copy Share Image
“We all have a dark side, Reggie. You. Me. The old lady down the street. Henry. Everyone. We make the choice not… — Simon Holt Copy Share Image
“His mouth flopped opened and closed in disbelief. She had pinched his ass; this sweet, innocent-looking old lady had groped him.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once this old lady saw me in airport and just kept smiling at me, and after much hesitation, she came and asked… — Ashish Sharma Copy Share Image
Voting for New Labour is like helping an old lady across the road while screaming 'Get a move on!' Even the Tories,… — Boy George Copy Share Image
I am not Christ or a philanthropist, old lady, I am all the contrary of a Christ I fight for the things… — Che Guevara Copy Share Image
Sit around the bars, talked to people, ate in the restaurants, and chatted with the old ladies on the street. Fishermen are… — Donna Leon Copy Share Image
I don't have my novel outlined, and I have to write to discover what I am doing. Like the old lady, I… — Flannery O'Connor Copy Share Image
My mountain is dead. As soon as she has dried, I'll bury her under a decent layer of white paint. But I… — Emily Carr Copy Share Image
Lucky me, the producer was arriving, and when he saw me [dressed as an old lady], he didn't know what to think.… — Omar Chaparro Copy Share Image
If New York is a wise guy, Paris a coquette, Rome a gigolo and Berlin a wicked uncle, then London is an… — A. A. Gill Copy Share Image
“babe, we're going to ride to my compound, I'm going to take you to my room and you're not gonna want to… — Justine Elvira Copy Share Image
Some men tend to cling to old intellectual excitements, just as some belles, when they are old ladies, still cling to the… — Jane Jacobs Copy Share Image
Despite being what would now be called a deprived child in a one parent family, I did not grow up with an… — Eva Hart Copy Share Image
“I don't like him." Looking from Kale to Alex, Ginger said, "I don't like cabbage. Do you see me taking on the… — Jus Accardo Copy Share Image
“Consider the Jewish joke, with the old lady running distractedly along the seashore: Help! My son the doctor is drowning. Amusing, I… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
![“I wish that she had had a black loon because I don't think that Nina [Simone] did. I have always had - I've been very fortunate - a group of little old ladies that I love and who love me, and who turned and to whom I turn at different times.” quote by Nikki Giovanni](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/c5c/nikki-giovanni-1757_black_i-wish-that-she-had-had-a-black-loon-bec_726965.jpg)
![“[Senator Bill] O'Chee: What do I have to do to be an Australian, because my family has been in this country for a hundred and ten years [78-year-old woman on incoming telephone call]: It doesn't matter. O'Chee: I've got to look English, have I? Old Lady: Yes O'Chee: What about the Aboriginies? Old…” quote by Phillip Knightley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e20/phillip-knightley-74081_family_senator-bill-o-chee-what-do-i-have-to-do_692964.jpg)
![“Lucky me, the producer was arriving, and when he saw me [dressed as an old lady], he didn't know what to think. I told him, 'I'm your grandma here's your lunch, honey,' and I got my first TV show in Mexico.” quote by Omar Chaparro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/804/omar-chaparro-36248_arriving_lucky-me-the-producer-was-arriving-and-w_986094.jpg)
