Lucky me, the producer was arriving, and when he saw me [dressed as an old lady], he didn't know what to think.… — Omar Chaparro Copy Share Image
If New York is a wise guy, Paris a coquette, Rome a gigolo and Berlin a wicked uncle, then London is an… — A. A. Gill Copy Share Image
“babe, we're going to ride to my compound, I'm going to take you to my room and you're not gonna want to… — Justine Elvira Copy Share Image
Some men tend to cling to old intellectual excitements, just as some belles, when they are old ladies, still cling to the… — Jane Jacobs Copy Share Image
Despite being what would now be called a deprived child in a one parent family, I did not grow up with an… — Eva Hart Copy Share Image
“I don't like him." Looking from Kale to Alex, Ginger said, "I don't like cabbage. Do you see me taking on the… — Jus Accardo Copy Share Image
“Consider the Jewish joke, with the old lady running distractedly along the seashore: Help! My son the doctor is drowning. Amusing, I… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
“Old lady Patterson is a real tightwad.” Raising his voice so it would carry, the man continued, “If she stuck a lump… — Drew Hunt Copy Share Image
... to say that the CIA and the KGB engage in similar practices is the equivalent of saying that the man who… — William F. Buckley, Jr Copy Share Image
“She (my mother) could still recite them (the poems) in full when she was lying helpless and nearly blind, in her bed,… — Eudora Welty Copy Share Image
Mythologically speaking, if there's anything I hate worse than trios of old ladies, it's bulls. Last summer, I fought the Minotaur on… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
When I was growing up skateboarding, a bunch of friends and I went to this thrift store and as we were leaving… — Mark Hoppus Copy Share Image
“The only light came from the windows of those houses she passed that had open curtains, revealing little tableaux of family life:… — Jojo Moyes Copy Share Image
“The house, she'd explained to them many times, had spoken to her; she'd listened, and it turned out they'd understood one another… — Kate Morton Copy Share Image
I'm going to die very soon. Before my 21st birthday. I won't live to be 21. I'm never going to be old.… — Nancy Spungen Copy Share Image
Everyone has a crazy old lady in their family like 'Mama.' No one ever comes up to me and says 'Mama' is… — Vicki Lawrence Copy Share Image
“An old lady had an Alderney cow, which she looked upon as a daughter. …The whole town knew and kindly regarded Miss… — Elizabeth Gaskell Copy Share Image
“It wasna a man,’ said Andrew Kerr broadly. ‘T’was my aunty. I tellt ye. I’m no risking cauld steel in ma wame… — Dorothy Dunnett Copy Share Image
“door, waited then let herself in, and instantly she saw that her employer was fast asleep, propped up against the pillows in… — Rosie Goodwin Copy Share Image
“I tried to imagine myself as an old lady, grey and wrinkled, with my life behind me. And suddenly I knew what… — Helen Douglas Copy Share Image
“Dalrymple reported finding literally the city’s last Armenian Christian, “a very old lady called Lucine,” who had not spoken since her husband… — Philip Jenkins Copy Share Image
“In a cage of wire-ribs The size of a man’s head, the macaw bristles in a staring Combustion, suffers the stoking devils… — Ted Hughes Copy Share Image
“Big Ben struck the half hour. How extraordinary it was, strange, yes, touching, to see the old lady (they had been neighbors… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
When you go apartment-hunting in the South, you encounter little old ladies who ask you if you use strong drink. In New… — Florence King Copy Share Image
“As we move further away I can hear the old lady say, “Remember when we were like that, Ed?” To which the… — Anna Bloom Copy Share Image
“Harry was left behind with Mrs. Figg, a mad old lady who lived two streets away. Harry hated it there. The whole… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
You know what I mean. And by the way, you should slow down.” I sighed. “You’re kidding me. This is coasting. This… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
You might see a female, and she triggers something, or you see an old lady walking down the street, she triggers something.… — Wyclef Jean Copy Share Image
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Now listen up! Boy on School Bus: Shut up, old lady! [Madea jumps to him and continually slaps him]… — Madea Copy Share Image
When little old ladies recognize a guy who was Mr. Olympia, that's saying something. That means I've been able to cross lines… — Lee Haney Copy Share Image
I open the door for old ladies, I help old ladies across the road. I do a show for leukemia every year,… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
“At a small table, sitting very upright, was one of the ugliest old ladies he had ever seen. It was an ugliness… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
“But the old lady on the contrary, far from justifying her daughter’s fears, felt every time someone of her own age “disappeared”… — Marcel Proust Copy Share Image
I learned to drive when I was 35. I'm driving like an old lady and very close to the wheel. I don't… — Michel Gondry Copy Share Image
“The boy scout struggled after her with the bundle that was too heavy for him. Studs watched them, and thought unprintable things… — James Farrell Copy Share Image
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I like people-watching and getting inspiration from the unique people who don't follow any fashion tides. From 12-year-olds who have full freedom,… — Rila Fukushima Copy Share Image
She's useful to me, I'm useful to her. As long as that continues, Rowan Street is safe from an old-lady smack down… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
“Then came the deglutition of saliva, and the old lady instinctively wiped the stubble of her toothbrush moustache with her handkerchief.” — Marcel Proust Copy Share Image
“You will find this to be a more oniony soup than the usual kind but, as the cross old lady said when… — Margaret Yardley Potter Copy Share Image
![“Lucky me, the producer was arriving, and when he saw me [dressed as an old lady], he didn't know what to think. I told him, 'I'm your grandma here's your lunch, honey,' and I got my first TV show in Mexico.” quote by Omar Chaparro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/804/omar-chaparro-36248_arriving_lucky-me-the-producer-was-arriving-and-w_986094.jpg)
![“Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Now listen up! Boy on School Bus: Shut up, old lady! [Madea jumps to him and continually slaps him] Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [Balls up her fist] I'll be waiting for you at three o'clock! [Points at him]” quote by Madea](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e6e/madea-3628_funny_mable-madea-simmons-now-listen-up-boy-on_166331.jpg)
