“We all have a dark side, Reggie. You. Me. The old lady down the street. Henry. Everyone. We make the choice not… — Simon Holt Copy Share Image
“His mouth flopped opened and closed in disbelief. She had pinched his ass; this sweet, innocent-looking old lady had groped him.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once this old lady saw me in airport and just kept smiling at me, and after much hesitation, she came and asked… — Ashish Sharma Copy Share Image
Voting for New Labour is like helping an old lady across the road while screaming 'Get a move on!' Even the Tories,… — Boy George Copy Share Image
I think I grew up a bit quickly. I wish I was younger than I am in my head. I feel like… — Elena Tonra Copy Share Image
“Since I was Shy’s old lady and my behaviour reflected on him, I backed down. But, since I was Tabby and he… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
I am not Christ or a philanthropist, old lady, I am all the contrary of a Christ I fight for the things… — Che Guevara Copy Share Image
Sit around the bars, talked to people, ate in the restaurants, and chatted with the old ladies on the street. Fishermen are… — Donna Leon Copy Share Image
“Pericles, he reflected, was a sad case. He'd been a postman all his life, a solid, reliable worker, until one Christmas when… — Alison Fell Copy Share Image
... to say that the CIA and the KGB engage in similar practices is the equivalent of saying that the man who… — William F. Buckley, Jr Copy Share Image
Revolution? Unscrew the flag-staff, wrap the bunting in the oil covers, and put the thing in the clothes-chest. Let the old lady… — Alfred Doblin Copy Share Image
“She (my mother) could still recite them (the poems) in full when she was lying helpless and nearly blind, in her bed,… — Eudora Welty Copy Share Image
Mythologically speaking, if there's anything I hate worse than trios of old ladies, it's bulls. Last summer, I fought the Minotaur on… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
When I was growing up skateboarding, a bunch of friends and I went to this thrift store and as we were leaving… — Mark Hoppus Copy Share Image
“The only light came from the windows of those houses she passed that had open curtains, revealing little tableaux of family life:… — Jojo Moyes Copy Share Image
“The house, she'd explained to them many times, had spoken to her; she'd listened, and it turned out they'd understood one another… — Kate Morton Copy Share Image
“So when you see an old lady wearing a beehive, it’s because it’s from a time when she was most happy. I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Mrs Anderson was dead. Nothing flashy, just old age - she went to bed one night and never woke up. The news… — Dan Wells Copy Share Image
“An old lady had an Alderney cow, which she looked upon as a daughter. …The whole town knew and kindly regarded Miss… — Elizabeth Gaskell Copy Share Image
“It wasna a man,’ said Andrew Kerr broadly. ‘T’was my aunty. I tellt ye. I’m no risking cauld steel in ma wame… — Dorothy Dunnett Copy Share Image
“Unless you are as smart as Johann Karl Friedrich Gauss, savvy as a half-blind Calcutta bootblack, tough as General William Tecumseh Sherman,… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
“door, waited then let herself in, and instantly she saw that her employer was fast asleep, propped up against the pillows in… — Rosie Goodwin Copy Share Image
“I tried to imagine myself as an old lady, grey and wrinkled, with my life behind me. And suddenly I knew what… — Helen Douglas Copy Share Image
“Dalrymple reported finding literally the city’s last Armenian Christian, “a very old lady called Lucine,” who had not spoken since her husband… — Philip Jenkins Copy Share Image
I don't have my novel outlined, and I have to write to discover what I am doing. Like the old lady, I… — Flannery O'Connor Copy Share Image
My mountain is dead. As soon as she has dried, I'll bury her under a decent layer of white paint. But I… — Emily Carr Copy Share Image
Lucky me, the producer was arriving, and when he saw me [dressed as an old lady], he didn't know what to think.… — Omar Chaparro Copy Share Image
If New York is a wise guy, Paris a coquette, Rome a gigolo and Berlin a wicked uncle, then London is an… — A. A. Gill Copy Share Image
“babe, we're going to ride to my compound, I'm going to take you to my room and you're not gonna want to… — Justine Elvira Copy Share Image
Some men tend to cling to old intellectual excitements, just as some belles, when they are old ladies, still cling to the… — Jane Jacobs Copy Share Image
Despite being what would now be called a deprived child in a one parent family, I did not grow up with an… — Eva Hart Copy Share Image
“I don't like him." Looking from Kale to Alex, Ginger said, "I don't like cabbage. Do you see me taking on the… — Jus Accardo Copy Share Image
“Consider the Jewish joke, with the old lady running distractedly along the seashore: Help! My son the doctor is drowning. Amusing, I… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
“Old lady Patterson is a real tightwad.” Raising his voice so it would carry, the man continued, “If she stuck a lump… — Drew Hunt Copy Share Image
“As we move further away I can hear the old lady say, “Remember when we were like that, Ed?” To which the… — Anna Bloom Copy Share Image
“Harry was left behind with Mrs. Figg, a mad old lady who lived two streets away. Harry hated it there. The whole… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
You know what I mean. And by the way, you should slow down.” I sighed. “You’re kidding me. This is coasting. This… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
You might see a female, and she triggers something, or you see an old lady walking down the street, she triggers something.… — Wyclef Jean Copy Share Image
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Now listen up! Boy on School Bus: Shut up, old lady! [Madea jumps to him and continually slaps him]… — Madea Copy Share Image
When little old ladies recognize a guy who was Mr. Olympia, that's saying something. That means I've been able to cross lines… — Lee Haney Copy Share Image
![“Lucky me, the producer was arriving, and when he saw me [dressed as an old lady], he didn't know what to think. I told him, 'I'm your grandma here's your lunch, honey,' and I got my first TV show in Mexico.” quote by Omar Chaparro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/804/omar-chaparro-36248_arriving_lucky-me-the-producer-was-arriving-and-w_986094.jpg)
![“Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Now listen up! Boy on School Bus: Shut up, old lady! [Madea jumps to him and continually slaps him] Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [Balls up her fist] I'll be waiting for you at three o'clock! [Points at him]” quote by Madea](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e6e/madea-3628_funny_mable-madea-simmons-now-listen-up-boy-on_166331.jpg)
