“Why do some people feel offended by the word shit, but not by the word poop? Because some little old lady at… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
I had my fortune told once at the Great Wall of China. A withered old lady told my fortune - but it… — Sarah Alexander Copy Share Image
“TOM!" No answer. "TOM!" No answer. "What's gone with that boy, I wonder? You TOM!" No answer. The old lady pulled her… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Slowly, silently, I reach out and slip the glass out of her hand. "What do you think you're doing?" The old lady's… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
“When she thought of how Lord Northcliff was ruining the life of a poor, sweet, old lady, she wanted to shriek with… — Christina Dodd Copy Share Image
I want to work endlessly and tirelessly until I'm an old, old lady. — Ginnifer Goodwin Copy Share Image
I was too shy to be around real people. It wasn't like old ladies talking to plants. — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
There's no rage like old lady rage, just as there's no tenderness like old lady tenderness. — Tina Howe Copy Share Image
“I am not an old lady.” “You in Frankie’s bed?” “Nope,” I shot back. “Frankie’s in mine.” — Madeline Sheehan Copy Share Image
The Big L was cold crazy, A top-notch crook snatchin pocket books from old ladies — Big L Copy Share Image
The batsman's technique was like an old lady poking her umbrella at a wasp's nest. — John Arlott Copy Share Image
“...wear a hat and some old lady shoes, and you can do whatever you want.” — Elizabeth Berg Copy Share Image
You think of 'Outlaw Josey Wales,' you immediately think of the old Indian guy, Sondra Locke, the old lady with the glasses,… — Ben Mendelsohn Copy Share Image
'know what? I am going to do something today. I'm not just gonna sit around like some old lady. I'm gonna get… — Rachel Green Copy Share Image
One old lady who wants her head lifted wouldn't be so bad, but you multiply her two hundred and fifty thousand times… — Flannery O'Connor Copy Share Image
The English have no imagination: and yet they do show imagination in two things - two only. In the evening-clothes worn by… — Natalia Ginzburg Copy Share Image
It was an old, old, old, old lady, And a boy who was half-past three; And the way they played together Was… — Henry Cuyler Bunner Copy Share Image
You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt, as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear. — Paul H. Dunn Copy Share Image
No contact with savage Indian tribes has ever daunted me more than the morning I spent with an old lady swathed in… — Claude Levi-Strauss Copy Share Image
You're not supposed to cuss when you're an old lady, and just when there's so much more to cuss about. — Peg Bracken Copy Share Image
I move in a society so devoid of ordinary reality that I am continually stopping to teach good sense, to give support,… — Paul Goodman Copy Share Image
Never tell. Not if you love your wife...In fact, if your old lady walks in on you deny it. Yeah. Just flat… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
“The great paradox and humor of God's audacious power: a stuttering prophet will be the voice of God, a barren old lady… — Shane Claiborne Copy Share Image
I had a non-existent knowledge of Queen Victoria's early years. Like everyone else, I thought of her as an old lady dressed… — Emily Blunt Copy Share Image
Just remember, sometimes people will put you ahead of themselves. It does happen. (Leta) Yeah, the whole world is just rainbows and… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“After a moment, he (Ren) elaborated, "By the way, I didn't say you weren't attractive. I just said you're young." "So is… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
How little we realize things till they come upon us personally. I believe I have been a perfect fiend of indifference, even… — Susan Hale Copy Share Image
“Marie's drunk texts: Marie: Horse, muss yu Marie: Why dont anser? Marie: Horse like yur name. Horsey. I'd like to rid u… — Joanna Wylde Copy Share Image
When I want my men to remember something important, to really make it stick, I give it to them double dirty. It… — George S. Patton Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Faulkner had sidled up to me and said Good day, Mrs. Elliot? I just looked at her, and I saw in… — Nancy E. Turner Copy Share Image
She dug in her backpack, found her cell phone, and checked for coverage. It was kind of lame in Morganville, truthfully, out… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“An artist is somebody who enters into competition with God. The guy who built the Tower of Babel was the first artist.… — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
The police have enough work to keep them busy regulating automobile traffic, preventing robberies and crimes of violence and helping lost children… — Alan Watts Copy Share Image
“She also mentioned how close my balcony was to yours; so close that even an old lady like herself could leap between… — Karen Hawkins Copy Share Image
“And you think journeying abroad will give you this knowledge you crave? I think it will contribute to my understanding of the… — Jacqueline Winspear Copy Share Image
“Don't let that young giant come near me, he worries me worse than mosquitoes," whispered the old lady to Amy, as the… — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
“There are times when you almost tell the harmless old lady next door what you really think of her face—that it ought… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
“I once spoke to someone who had survived the genocide in Rwanda, and she said to me that there was now nobody… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“Love and religion! thought Clarissa, going back into the drawing-room, tingling all over. How detestable, how detestable they are! For now that… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
