“One of them is a very familiar personage. Her name is “Mother Church.” She is, in many ways, an admirable and dedicated… — Rosemary Haughton Copy Share Image
They're still in good shape, but I'm not flashing them anymore. I'm an old lady. I leave all the flesh to the… — Tina Turner Copy Share Image
“Extract from 'Quixotic Ambitions': The crowd stared at Katy expectantly. She looked at them - old women in black, exhausted young women… — Pamela Lake Copy Share Image
“The baker certainly didn’t need to tell me twice. I had no intention of staying to be abused by a crazy old… — Ingrid Paulson Copy Share Image
“I mean honestly, who just sits around in a house with a bunch of short guys waiting for their prince to come?… — John Goode Copy Share Image
“The boy scout struggled after her with the bundle that was too heavy for him. Studs watched them, and thought unprintable things… — James Farrell Copy Share Image
“The old lady pulled her spectacles down and looked over them about the room; then she put them up and looked out… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Miss Marple is a white-haired old lady with a gentle, appealing manner—Miss Wetherby is a mixture of vinegar and gush. Of the… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
I had my fortune told once at the Great Wall of China. A withered old lady told my fortune - but it… — Sarah Alexander Copy Share Image
“November is usually such a disagreeable month...as if the year had suddenly found out that she was growing old and could do… — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
“Hey, Trash, what did old lady Semple say when you torched her pension check?” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“The old lady gave me a cup of creamy milk form Bessie the cow. The fresh milk before it had gone through… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“Libraries are like houses of worship: Whether or not you use them yourself, it's important to know that they are there. In… — Jane Stanton Hitchcock Copy Share Image
What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live… — Brigitte Bardot Copy Share Image
“I try to never miss the Zumba class since I believe comedy is a great way to start your week. ...It was… — Debra Dunbar Copy Share Image
If your not a boring boyfriend , prove it and have the old lady look at us making out like we are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Most things were against the rules, so when one old lady across the hall from us fell in her shower, we couldn't… — Daniel Nayeri Copy Share Image
“TOM!" No answer. "TOM!" No answer. "What's gone with that boy, I wonder? You TOM!" No answer. The old lady pulled her… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“It’s probably a good idea to warn you about Grandma Melvyn in case you’re expecting her to be a sweet little grandma… — Andrea Beaty Copy Share Image
When you're a kid, helping an old lady across the street is kind of cute. But when you're an adult, it's just… — Butch Hartman Copy Share Image
“He was working for the old lady, behind the desk, when the door chimes sounded the same way they would for anybody.… — Angela Armstrong Copy Share Image
"Then what can you want to do now?" said the old lady,gaining courage. "I wants to make your flesh creep," replied the… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Someone once said that to make a regular person laugh, you need to dress a guy up like an old lady and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“On the freeway of life, Lisa Watson was stuck at the entrance ramp, trapped behind a cautious old lady in a Buick.” — Judy Nichols Copy Share Image
That's my dream to be old enough and mature enough that I won't be considered an "old lady" if I have a… — Emmy Rossum Copy Share Image