Kids Quote by Andrew Dice Clay

Once upon a time there was a woman who was just like all women. And she married a man who was just like all…

— Elizabeth Smart

“It was like my uterus was tapping out a happy dance on the rest of my organs. God, I was dying the longest, most…

— Cora Carmack

“The person who sat the kid down on the breadboard to cut off thier diaper with a huge knife was the most elderly person…

— Eoin Colfer

I fell out of the womb and landed in my mother's high heels.

— Leslie Jordan

Where did you go?" "To the end of the driveway," my mother says. "I was nine months pregnant; that was the maximum distance I…

— Jodi Picoult

“33 old people went into a nursing home, and only 34 people came out alive. One old woman died while giving birth to twins.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Once, Lacy had been present at the birth of an infant that was missing half its heart. The family had known their child would…

— Jodi Picoult

“The story of my birth that my mother told me went like this: "When you were coming out I wasn't ready yet and neither…

— Sierra D. Waters

“This used to be a spring where women came to boil their wash clothes in iron pots. One time a woman was here they…

— William Least Heat-Moon

After I'd given birth to Stella, some woman at the market grabbed my belly and asked when I was due. When she had the…

— Tori Spelling

“And she learned - freshly, scorchingly - of the privacy of sorrow. It was as though she had been escorted through a door into…

— Elizabeth Strout

“A few days after I’d had my shoelace meltdown, after many tears, I found myself drained of emotion, a hollowed-out shell. My mother saw…

— Noah Galloway