I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that. — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
Women today leave the house in animal prints and six inch stilettos, what does that say? I'm going to church? They're saying… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
You know, women are acting the way they want to act now. Years ago they would hide it in the way they… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I never go see a comic. The only one I'd ever really want to see is Don Rickles. He might be 80… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that. — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
Women are now more aggressive than men! And I don't put them down for it. I think it's great. My attitude with… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
When I got into comedy, which was really for acting, I would see the guys who would be considered great today. They… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
You walk into my bedroom at night, it looks like a nightclub. There's all kinds of lighting effects, there's all kinds of… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I don't get up and look at e-mail. I don't even know my e-mail address. I needed one just to have a… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I think that a lot of men, especially once they're married, feel like their girl is just who she is, so don't treat her… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
You gotta be happy when you wake up in the morning and look at what's next to ya. You wanna just hop on it… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
My mother was the one who totally got behind me as far as, do things and ask questions later. My father would say, "I… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
Comics, a lot of them, are really depressed people, and I happen to be somebody that does have a lot of confidence. That's the… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
Even as a stage performer, I have my garb which is leather jackets and black jeans to make me feel a certain way. The… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that. — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I do whatever I do. I go to the club. I work on material. While other people are sleeping, I'm awake. I always liked… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
Women today leave the house in animal prints and six inch stilettos, what does that say? I'm going to church? They're saying I want… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I think the best part of being gay is when you're done [with sex], you could turn over and talk about football. — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
There are very few comics that understand about exciting the crowd, and that's what I always prided myself on: giving a more confident macho… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
