I think that a lot of men, especially once they're married, feel like their girl is just who she is, so don't… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I think the best part of being gay is when you're done [with sex], you could turn over and talk about football. — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I never became a recluse where I got away from people and who they are and how they think. I'm very much… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that. — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
Women are now more aggressive than men! And I don't put them down for it. I think it's great. My attitude with… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
Don't most men actually think that the more money they spend on a date, the more fingers they get to stick in… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
Women today are the biggest pigs today in history. They are just the dirtiest, nastiest slobs. I don't know how old your… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I don't get up and look at e-mail. I don't even know my e-mail address. I needed one just to have a… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I always wanted to give people the more exciting version of what I think a comedian should be - because I didn't… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I think that a lot of men, especially once they're married, feel like their girl is just who she is, so don't treat her… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
You gotta be happy when you wake up in the morning and look at what's next to ya. You wanna just hop on it… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
My mother was the one who totally got behind me as far as, do things and ask questions later. My father would say, "I… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
Comics, a lot of them, are really depressed people, and I happen to be somebody that does have a lot of confidence. That's the… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
Even as a stage performer, I have my garb which is leather jackets and black jeans to make me feel a certain way. The… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that. — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I do whatever I do. I go to the club. I work on material. While other people are sleeping, I'm awake. I always liked… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
Women today leave the house in animal prints and six inch stilettos, what does that say? I'm going to church? They're saying I want… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I think the best part of being gay is when you're done [with sex], you could turn over and talk about football. — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
There are very few comics that understand about exciting the crowd, and that's what I always prided myself on: giving a more confident macho… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
