Comics, a lot of them, are really depressed people, and I happen to be somebody that does have a lot of confidence.… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I do whatever I do. I go to the club. I work on material. While other people are sleeping, I'm awake. I… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals,… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
Anybody can go onstage and be dirty. You have to be funny, that's the key. You can say anything as long as… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I never became a recluse where I got away from people and who they are and how they think. I'm very much… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I have no problem today letting people know I'm part of what they live. That's why I know about the things that… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
Being onstage and performing, the high of that, and people coming to see you, and getting to make them laugh - that's… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that. — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I lived in Beverly Hills for years. I always had a line, 'I hate the rich.' From what I witnessed after living… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
People have always been animals when it comes to sex. But since the Internet, it's become really out of control, in my… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I make people laugh hard; I'm a comic, that's just the way it is. And I make them laugh because I'm funny,… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I don't get up and look at e-mail. I don't even know my e-mail address. I needed one just to have a… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I always wanted to give people the more exciting version of what I think a comedian should be - because I didn't… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I think that a lot of men, especially once they're married, feel like their girl is just who she is, so don't treat her… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
You gotta be happy when you wake up in the morning and look at what's next to ya. You wanna just hop on it… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
My mother was the one who totally got behind me as far as, do things and ask questions later. My father would say, "I… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
Comics, a lot of them, are really depressed people, and I happen to be somebody that does have a lot of confidence. That's the… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
Even as a stage performer, I have my garb which is leather jackets and black jeans to make me feel a certain way. The… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that. — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I do whatever I do. I go to the club. I work on material. While other people are sleeping, I'm awake. I always liked… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
Women today leave the house in animal prints and six inch stilettos, what does that say? I'm going to church? They're saying I want… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I think the best part of being gay is when you're done [with sex], you could turn over and talk about football. — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
There are very few comics that understand about exciting the crowd, and that's what I always prided myself on: giving a more confident macho… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
