Family Quote by Eoin Colfer

“The person who sat the kid down on the breadboard to cut off thier diaper with a huge knife was the most elderly person in the family, who was blind in one eye..and had the shakes…of course the kids uncouncious, He's lost two pints of blood!” quote by Eoin Colfer — Download Open image

““The person who sat the kid down on the breadboard to cut off thier diaper with a huge knife was the most elderly person in the family, who was blind in one eye..and had the shakes…of course the kids uncouncious, He's lost two pints of blood!””

Eoin Colfer

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