Children Quote by Nikhil Saluja

“Normal, perhaps, but disgusting. He’d thought diapers were bad. The barfing was arguably worse. Maybe it was an early warning sign of alcoholism: the…

— Judith Arnold

“The person who sat the kid down on the breadboard to cut off thier diaper with a huge knife was the most elderly person…

— Eoin Colfer

“From the pit of his stomach a violent spasm of nausea rose up and seized his throat. He ran to the bathroom, barely able…

— Andrea Camilleri

On her baby: He's 16 months old and he eats soap and paper. What's going on with kids?

— Celine Dion

Frankly, the image of his father wearing bell-bottoms, smoking a joint, and calling his mother a “totally groovy chick” was wrong on so many…

— Julie James

We wondered why when a child laughed, he belonged to Daddy, and when he had a sagging diaper that smelled like a landfill, 'He…

— Erma Bombeck

“She had a diaper pail, a car seat, a stroller and something he’d never even seen before—a breast pump, according to the box. He…

— Brenda Novak

“The kid poured him another straight rye and I think he doctored it with water down behind the bar because when he came up…

— Raymond Chandler

“I was husband for a week. Changed the baby's diapers. There's somebody in a suburb in Melbourne who doesn't even know i wiped his…

— Keith Richards

The disgraced Usurer Yankel D took the baby girl home that evening... He made a bed of crumpled newspaper in a deep baking pan…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

“Watching the children, he noticed two things especially. A girl of about five, and her sister, who was no more than three, wanted to…

— Mark Helprin

“He jerked a thumb in the direction of the baby on the stretcher, who had put his fingers in his mouth and stopped yelling.…

— Jasper Fforde