Facebook Quotes

2,739 quotes from 719 authors

When you scroll through Facebook, you’ll hear everything from the thrill of power to the chaos of endless notifications. Here 2,739 snippets from 716 voices capture the platform’s many moods. For broader social‑media chatter, try the Social Media or Online Culture pages.

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Its totally right..

Socialmeemscom

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B+ (Be Positive)

Raghib Clitso

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SO TUREEE :D

Anonymous

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Thanks To Facebook

Anonymous

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Like my fb page plz

Rashed Grays

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Booty had me like...

Kyle Badour

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Anyone has Facebook??

Eniss

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Save me, Jeebus!

Nikhil Saluja

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Steps into shower. Then turns the water on.

Nikhil Saluja

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Your Face: 3 Million people dislike this.

Anonymous

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A boiled egg is . . . hard to beat.

Nikhil Saluja

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Oxymoron: Silent Woman.

Nikhil Saluja

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MARRIAGE, The only permanent cure for love;

Nikhil Saluja

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Tag me in your post so I know its real.

Breion Breezy

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Absence makes the heart go yonder.

Nikhil Saluja

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I wish I could Get You Out of my Head.

TUMBLR

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If you are in a relationship DO NOT talk to your ex

Anonymous

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I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

Nikhil Saluja

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Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that.

Nikhil Saluja

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I don't have Twitter, Facebook or any of those things. That's who I am.

Chris Sale

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Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status.

Anonymous

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To the world you may be someone, but to someone you may be the world.

Nikhil Saluja

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Guess who just found $100 dollars! Not this guy..

Jack Stonedhack

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Topaz is my birth stone. Tomb is my death stone.

Nikhil Saluja

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Some people seriously need to get off Facebook and make some real friends. Stop complaining about your life, no one cares.

Anonymous

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Telling someone that you're going to bed, when you're actually not and then having to hold back from posting things on Facebook/Twitter.

Anonymous

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Men are more likely to be struck by lightening than women. That means no storms occur in a kitchen.

Nikhil Saluja

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Facebook says were Friends but, trust me, I wouldnt hesitate to punch you in the freaking face!

Anonymous

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Man who keep feet firmly on ground, have trouble putting on pants. Woman who slides down banister, makes monkey shine.

Nikhil Saluja

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It's not very hard to sacrifice everything for someone, but it's hard to find that someone who deserves your sacrifice

Hussein Nishah

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You have power! You can delete negative comments on facebook. Beware, once you post on another persons wall you give your power…

Anonymous

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MARRIAGE, In Japanese is called Judo -- the art of conquering by yielding. This is the western equivalent of Yes, dear;

Nikhil Saluja

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...and I quote...A nation's interactions towards other nations are reflected on how they create their movies...It may sound a little absurd, but…

Rizzi Vicci

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“We live life for Love, Success, Freedom, Intimacy, Security, Adventure, Power, Passions, Comfort and Health as emotional states and we Google, Linked,…

Anonymous