Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook Facebook status Funny Funny facebook status Jokes Shit talking Time Twitter Witty
The last watch I wore felt like a handcuff. When I need to know the time, I check my cell phone. — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
Did you ever look at your watch, and you look away... and you don't know what time it is? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I collect watches because I'm always late, and I need to know exactly how late I'm going to be - in order to come… — Colin Hanks Copy Share Image
I'm the kind of guy who, I need a watch that tells me what day it is. I need to know it's Friday on… — Nathan Fillion Copy Share Image
A fancy watch, it's completely unnecessary. I just need a watch to tell the right time. — Judd Nelson Copy Share Image
I don't wear a watch. How do I know my time? I find that someone will always tell me. — Michael Patrick King Copy Share Image
If your objective is to tell time, you will not buy a mechanical watch. You have the time on your phone. — Ricardo Guadalupe Copy Share Image
In the past, nobody had a watch but everyone had time. Now everyone has a watch but nobody has time!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
