Children Quotes by Nikhil Saluja

My inner child is up for adoption.

— Nikhil Saluja

Father: The banker nature gave children.

— Nikhil Saluja

The best thing about kids is making them.

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I'm a father figure, just not to my kids.

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SHOW OFF: A child who is more talented than yours.

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Kids are so cute when they're someone else's problem.

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We approve of premarital sex until we have a daughter.

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LOVE, The child of illusion and the parent of disillusion;

— Nikhil Saluja

TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.

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If Men Got Pregnant: Children would be kept in hospital until toilet trained

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LOOK OUT!: What it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it.

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School: An institute where the child goes to play while the parent goes to pay.

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INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.

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TEMPER TANTRUMS: What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children.

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Abortion It is poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish.

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Being a Mother means that your heart is no longer yours; it wanders wherever your children go.

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Totally cool if anyone wants to unfriend me on facebook- posted 4 times today, but if you unfollow me on twitter I…

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A Deaf child says: For all of you, I am deaf; But for me, all of you are dumb¦ Moral: Life differs…

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Children : The child is God's gift to the family. Each child is created in the special image and likeness of God…

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You know why the US can't find Osama Bin Laden? They're using the wrong agency to look for him. Don't send the…

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If you recall childhood, you may remember that the kids who stuck straws and cigarettes up their noses back then seemed funnier…

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LOVE, The last and most serious of the childhood diseases;

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Teach your children about Tax . Eat 30% of their Icecream.

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FULL NAME: What you call your child when you're mad at him.

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WEAKER SEX: The kind you have after the kids have worn you out.

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DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

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DEFENCE: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let de children play outside.

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I named my first born child after my mother-in-law. In fact, lazy fat ass bitch turns 5 tomorrow.

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If you don't give kids the middle finger when their parents are not looking, we can't be friends.

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Apparently you aren't allowed to have problems if you aren't a starving african child or a delhi rape victim.

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Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

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I got a teenage daughter and a menopausal wife. One's getting breasts, one's getting whiskers. My life is over.

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Just read on the back of my baby's shampoo that it says to Keep away from children and now I'm so fucking…

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That awkward moment when you watch an animated movie from your childhood, and finally understand all the dirty jokes.

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GRANDPARENTS: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.

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FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster

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Ladies: when your parents told you as a child don't spit honey, it's not lady like. Those same rules apply to blowjobs…

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STOREROOM: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything.

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Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge…

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They say childbirth is the most pain women ever experience. Mothers prepare their daughters for this pain by brushing their hair.

— Nikhil Saluja